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Ben Affleck puffs on a cigarette as he carries a soda in Santa Monica
Ben Affleck cut a casual figure in white pants and a sweater while out and about in Santa Monica on Monday. The newly married star puffed on a cigarette as he donned a light blue knit top.www.dailymail.co.uk
I didn't even read that shit....plus, my story doesn't matter. It was 23 years ago, I am actually more mad about Russel Crowe stealing my date! The late 90s were crazy.
Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub
Former Batman star Ben Affleck was reported to have singlehandedly caused the closure of a local nightclub this week when he unapologetically created a deadly fire hazard by smoking a cigarette indoors. Onlookers recalled the event in horror. "Then he just lit the cigarette, inside the building, which as anyone knows can cause a building to spontaneously burst into flame, similar to what happened with every building before 1990 when people used to smoke indoors constantly. I had no idea that this guy would put the lives of hundreds of people at risk for a smoke, but there it was." Fire marshals quickly put a stop to the impending catastrophe however, by closing down the entire nightclub before the cigarette could erupt into a fiery geyser of death, and in all likelihood reduce the entire city block to embers."
Former Batman star Ben Affleck was reported to have singlehandedly caused the closure of a local nightclub this week when he unapologetically created a deadly fire hazard by smoking a cigarette indoors. Onlookers recalled the event in horror. "Then he just lit the cigarette, inside the building, which as anyone knows can cause a building to spontaneously burst into flame, similar to what happened with every building before 1990 when people used to smoke indoors constantly. I had no idea that this guy would put the lives of hundreds of people at risk for a smoke, but there it was." Fire marshals quickly put a stop to the impending catastrophe however, by closing down the entire nightclub before the cigarette could erupt into a fiery geyser of death, and in all likelihood reduce the entire city block to embers."
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Bro, I asked him to put it out (with signs all around about not smoking)! What a weird ass dude!Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub
Former Batman star Ben Affleck was reported to have singlehandedly caused the closure of a local nightclub this week when he unapologetically created a deadly fire hazard by smoking a cigarette indoors. Onlookers recalled the event in horror. "Then he just lit the cigarette, inside the building, which as anyone knows can cause a building to spontaneously burst into flame, similar to what happened with every building before 1990 when people used to smoke indoors constantly. I had no idea that this guy would put the lives of hundreds of people at risk for a smoke, but there it was." Fire marshals quickly put a stop to the impending catastrophe however, by closing down the entire nightclub before the cigarette could erupt into a fiery geyser of death, and in all likelihood reduce the entire city block to embers."
It was from this upper level view you see here.
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This is just a running joke thread, post whatever, it's fine, lol. I was just riffing on your story for fun. I wish I had time to make an animated short of this whole thing.
It would be similar to the opening scene of Swordfish. You're asking him to put his cigar out, and he gives this big speech about how fire codes are a veiled referendum on celebrity in America, while gesturing with his cigar, and he gets surrounded by these fire marshals and agents with guns, and then he flicks the cigar, and you see it flipping through the air in slow motion, and then there's like a drone shot where the entire building explodes.
It would be similar to the opening scene of Swordfish. You're asking him to put his cigar out, and he gives this big speech about how fire codes are a veiled referendum on celebrity in America, while gesturing with his cigar, and he gets surrounded by these fire marshals and agents with guns, and then he flicks the cigar, and you see it flipping through the air in slow motion, and then there's like a drone shot where the entire building explodes.
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We did not expect a first-hand account of Ben Affleck dailymail-quality news!
It was simplier times lol, The guy was a jerk for not putting his cigarette out, what else is there to say?
I am trying to throwback to 23 years ago here lol.
Who cares? It was ancient, the whole idea was he was a jerk when asked to drop the smoke. What else is there to talk about? Cmon Nate, your above this tabloid bs.
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Right
Sorry
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Twilight zone shit.
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