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I actually respect this place, There is absolutely no reason to talk about that dude smoking in a VIP room in Austin in the late 90s lol
 
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Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub

Former Batman star Ben Affleck was reported to have singlehandedly caused the closure of a local nightclub this week when he unapologetically created a deadly fire hazard by smoking a cigarette indoors. Onlookers recalled the event in horror. "Then he just lit the cigarette, inside the building, which as anyone knows can cause a building to spontaneously burst into flame, similar to what happened with every building before 1990 when people used to smoke indoors constantly. I had no idea that this guy would put the lives of hundreds of people at risk for a smoke, but there it was." Fire marshals quickly put a stop to the impending catastrophe however, by closing down the entire nightclub before the cigarette could erupt into a fiery geyser of death, and in all likelihood reduce the entire city block to embers."

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Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub

Former Batman star Ben Affleck was reported to have singlehandedly caused the closure of a local nightclub this week when he unapologetically created a deadly fire hazard by smoking a cigarette indoors. Onlookers recalled the event in horror. "Then he just lit the cigarette, inside the building, which as anyone knows can cause a building to spontaneously burst into flame, similar to what happened with every building before 1990 when people used to smoke indoors constantly. I had no idea that this guy would put the lives of hundreds of people at risk for a smoke, but there it was." Fire marshals quickly put a stop to the impending catastrophe however, by closing down the entire nightclub before the cigarette could erupt into a fiery geyser of death, and in all likelihood reduce the entire city block to embers."

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Bro, I asked him to put it out (with signs all around about not smoking)! What a weird ass dude!

It was from this upper level view you see here.
 
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This is just a running joke thread, post whatever, it's fine, lol. I was just riffing on your story for fun. I wish I had time to make an animated short of this whole thing.

It would be similar to the opening scene of Swordfish. You're asking him to put his cigar out, and he gives this big speech about how fire codes are a veiled referendum on celebrity in America, while gesturing with his cigar, and he gets surrounded by these fire marshals and agents with guns, and then he flicks the cigar, and you see it flipping through the air in slow motion, and then there's like a drone shot where the entire building explodes.

 
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This is just a running joke thread, post whatever, it's fine, lol. I was just riffing on your story for fun. I wish I had time to make an animated short of this whole thing.

It would be similar to the opening scene of Swordfish. You're asking him to put his cigar out, and he gives this big speech about how fire codes are a veiled referendum on celebrity in America, while gesturing with his cigar, and he gets surrounded by these fire marshals and agents with guns, and then he flicks the cigar, and you see it flipping through the air in slow motion, and then there's like a drone shot where the entire building explodes.

It was simplier times lol, The guy was a jerk for not putting his cigarette out, what else is there to say?

I am trying to throwback to 23 years ago here lol.

Who cares? It was ancient, the whole idea was he was a jerk when asked to drop the smoke. What else is there to talk about? Cmon Nate, your above this tabloid bs.
 
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LOL DJ maybe you should read this from the start.
 
It's a joke thread, not because you posted, it was before.
 
You know what the best part of my day is?
That 10 seconds when I first pull up to indietalk, go to that new posts button, cause i think, maybe there will be a new dailynews update about ben affleck.
 
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