news Ben Affleck Checks his phone

It's been an avalanche of useful information from the Dailymail.uk. After being exposed to this caliber of journalism, it's hard to comprehend why anyone reads anything else.

Do people wear coats when it's cold outside? I have no idea, and the only way to find out is to stalk culturally irrelevant celebrities, and try to mimic their actions at home. Fortunately, once again dailymail has delivered the information I need to move forward in life, and from this point on, I can go to basketball games and wear coats, knowing that these are the sheik and stylish activities of approved checkmark citizens.
 
There has been a change in the Matrix. Check the exits.

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The real question is, is this the same Ben Affleck not wearing a beige sweater, or an entirely different Ben Affleck, perhaps a nemesis twin of some sort. One thing is certain, this new sweater seen in the picture has undergone extensive modifications, including the installation of a shiny exterior layer, and what I could only refer to as a "Pontiac firebird driver" collar. And where is the batman Rolex? Has it been digitally removed from the photo, did he sell it to finance the yet unannounced Gigli 2, or is it simply on his other arm intentionally hidden as a coded signal that he's planning a return to checking the time on his phone?
 
I guess my question is, how do these photographers know in advance when all these exiting things are happening? Does Affleck post some type of publicly available schedule alerting the sophisticated journalists of the daily mail as to when these high profile events will take place? I can't imagine these hardworking reporters just waiting around for days for exiting things to happen. I think it's at least possible that the described event was "staged" in order to create this thrilling moment for journalism consumers. My theory is that interns from the Dailymail.uk were instructed to box Affleck into the parking space, while the senior photographers moved into preselected positions to most effectively capture the drama as it unfolded. A brilliant plan to capture this unforgettable moment of Affleck trying valiantly to free his car from the claustrophobic parking space.
 
This is the difference between freelance and staff. Freelance photographers stalk stars for just the right photo. The BS photos and stories like this don't make the cut. Staff reporters/photographers get assigned one star to stalk, and they report it all back, and the BS gets used since they are paying for it, essentially.
 
indietalk said:
This is the difference between freelance and staff. Freelance photographers stalk stars for just the right photo. The BS photos and stories like this don't make the cut. Staff reporters/photographers get assigned one star to stalk, and they report it all back, and the BS gets used since they are paying for it, essentially.
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Lol, I know, I'm just making fun of them for hawking all this B roll under the guise of timely reporting. The joke was the idea of them carefully setting up for this super banal "story". I don't really think that anyone "stages" trips to the donut shop or mild parking conundrums, lol.

I'm not 100% clear on why people think it's such a great idea to stalk celebrities anyway. I understand that you can monetize it, but you can also strip copper wire from abandoned buildings. Point being, it would seem to the casual observer that both journalists and readers could potentially find better uses for their time than to just stalk people, hoping that "someone interesting" will get into a car crash.

Don't they have....... advertisers, to fill in the blank pages between actual stories. Or are they actually one step ahead of me, and this whole thing is just one big string of stealth ads, designed to sell Rolexes, beige sweaters, and bottles of soda? The world may never know.
 
I know you were joking but I think the idea here is, pump out content like a regular person and someone will read it. In other words, no one used to post they were at 7-11 getting a Slurpee, now, social is just people posting their lives with all the fluff like this, so the idea is, they are acting as Ben Affleck's proxy as if he were a social media butterfly and people will read it lol.
 
So he shouldn't be checking his phone for your call? 🤣
 
indietalk said:
So he shouldn't be checking his phone for your call? 🤣
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He should maybe not smoke in VIP when it could cause the fire marshal to come out and cause the whole club to shut down because he wants to be arrogant and an asshole. But what do I know?

A jerk is a jerk.
 
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I see you keep up with Ben Affleck news too! 😳
 
Of him being a jerk. It's a story for dailymail.
 
Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub

No pics. You could have made millions.
 
indietalk said:
Ben Affleck Refuses To Extinguish Cigarette To Look Cool For Chicks In Texas Nightclub

No pics. You could have made millions.
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Same reason I didn't sell go to tabloids then in 99, and ...back then there was no cell phones with cameras. I would have taken a pic of him being an ass if I knew I guess lol. Guy was a total jerk with his cigarette smoking while people were just having a good time then. Sue me for story.
 
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