I've instructed my robot to create hundreds of photographs of Ben Affleck wearing a beige sweater, now that I know this to be a marketable item suitable for global monetization. In the future, computers will become so fast that they will be able to render him leaning on things, and holding sodas while smoking. For now, it's just a pipe dream. At a minimum, it's clear from these results that I'm in the running to be a direct competitor with dailymail.uk, since I'm now able to mill out these meaningful images of beige sweaters. I'm thinking that my next run of images will be of other celebrities wearing beige sweaters. Christopher Walken, Gary Busy, Emanuel Lewis, Charlie Sheen, anyone who I've never seen in a beige sweater.
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Here's a more detailed look at the entire news story, after being deposed as one in an increasingly long line of interchangeable Batmans, Affleck has taken on a new superhero identity, "The Beige Sweater" who fights for the principles of justice by smoking and holding sodas. In this case Dailymail.uk, one of the planet's most focused and relevant news sources has revealed that this multitalented individual also plays basketball.
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