Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

[TheNoob]

Granted but now the british rule the world.

I wish God would come to dinner.

Granted, but it's a drug induced hallucination.

I wish I could make fire come out of my eyes.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but it's a drug induced hallucination.

I wish I could make fire come out of my eyes.

Granted, but youre blind

I wish wives had a volume control.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but it's a drug induced hallucination.

I wish I could make fire come out of my eyes.

Granted, but your eyelids are still not fireproof

I wish I was a whale

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but youre blind

I wish wives had a volume control.

Granted, but it only allows you to turn them up!

I wish I could create smilies in general conversation

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but it only allows you to turn them up!

I wish I could create smilies in general conversation

Granted, but they pop out of your mouth, in the form of a belch.

I wish all the religions would forget which one they are

 

[CHamburger]

Granted however they all decide religion is false.

I wish I could fully control time.

 

[Murdock]

Granted however they all decide religion is false.

I wish I could fully control time.

Granted, but then you find time doesn't actually exist

I wish people wouldnt post pointless questions on indietalk

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but then Harmonica would cry haha sorry harmie I like your questions

I wish cash money didn't exist.

 

[Murdock]

Granted but then Harmonica would cry haha sorry harmie I totally hate your questions

I wish cash money didn't exist.

Granted but now strippers wont strip for you

I wish presidents/ PM's/ Kings etc had to fight the ruler of whatever country they decide to wage war on. Mono i mono.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted but now strippers wont strip for you

I wish presidents/ PM's/ Kings etc had to fight the ruler of whatever country they decide to wage war on. Mono i mono.

Granted, but they choose to fight you (you have also been given a small piece of land to rule over...it's crap)

I wish this game would have a point to it

 

[CHamburger]

Granted, but they choose to fight you (you have also been given a small piece of land to rule over...it's crap)

I wish this game would have a point to it

Granted but its too sharp and you bleed out.

I wish Hurricane Irene would hit already.

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but now strippers wont strip for you

I wish presidents/ PM's/ Kings etc had to fight the ruler of whatever country they decide to wage war on. Mono i mono.

Granted but because of the ease of their initial victory, Israel rules the world.

You can't mess with Krav Magha

 

[Murdock]

Granted but its too sharp and you bleed out.

I wish Hurricane Irene would hit already.

Granted, she knocks you out

I wish all turbins to become bunny ears

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, she knocks you out

I wish all turbins to become bunny ears

Granted, but you live in a Islamic state where non-turbin wearing is punishable by death.

I wish I was a super computer.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but you live in a Islamic state where non-turbin wearing is punishable by death.

I wish I was a super computer.

Granted, but noone plugs you in.

I wish trees could talk.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but noone plugs you in.

I wish trees could talk.

Granted, but they tell everyone about what you've been up to with them....sick

I wish other people would join in with this

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but then we'd run out of wishes.

I wish there were more MILFS in the world

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but they tell everyone about what you've been up to with them....sick

I wish other people would join in with this

Granted, but their wishes are totally lame.

I wish my hair were plaid colored

 

[Murdock]

Granted but then we'd run out of wishes.

I wish there were more MILFS in the world

Granted nut they are Metropolitans(the religious figures)

I wish leprochans were real

 

[wheatgrinder]

Granted, but they kill all humanity from the insult of Lucky Charms Cereal! DARN YOU GENERAL MILLS!!!

I wish I had two thumbs on each hand.