Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

[Murdock]

Granted but now you have nothing to look forward to.

I wish Steve Carell hadn't left The Office.

Granted but he has no speaking parts.

I wish my life had a musical score that would play in everyones head that looked at me.

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Granted but he has no speaking parts.

I wish my life had a musical score that would play in everyones head that looked at me.

Ooh, good one.

Granted but it's composed solely by "electronic composers."

I wish i wasn't an insomniac.

 

[Murdock]

Ooh, good one.

Granted but it's composed solely by "electronic composers."

I wish i wasn't an insomniac.

Granted, but you have a permanent cold sore on your lip.

I wish I could speak constantly but say nothing, like politicians.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, but you have a permanent cold sore on your lip.

I wish I could speak constantly but say nothing, like politicians.

Granted, but you speak dog language. *bark bark barffuu*

I wish I was an Autobot.

 

[Chrisk]

I wish I was an Autobot.

Granted, but batteries not included.

I wish I was somewhere far sunnier and warmer than London i at the moment.

 

[PaulGriffith]

Granted, you're here in Texas where it's been well over 100*F for over 50 days straight. I think 108 today.

I wish I had telepathy.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, you're here in Texas where it's been well over 100*F for over 50 days straight. I think 108 today.

I wish I had telepathy.

Granted, but the only mind you can read is mine (WUAH HA HA HA)

I wish I had top of the line film gear

 

[CHamburger]

granted but you only film scat porn

i wish i had Adriana Lima

 

[blackthorn]

granted but you only film scat porn

i wish i had Adriana Lima

What did you think I wanted it for?

Granted, but it's Adriana Lima the 76 year old who lives on shoe soles

I wish I had a clue

 

[CHamburger]

lol can't wait to kiss that

Granted but its comes with Tim Curry and his accent

I wish I could stretch my body parts

 

[blackthorn]

lol can't wait to kiss that

Granted but its comes with Tim Curry and his accent

I wish I could stretch my body parts

nice, what's wrong with tim curry's accent though?

granted, but only your arms and you can't shrink them back

I wish I had the ability to walk through walls

 

[CHamburger]

lol this is fun...nothing its just funny

Granted but gain weight every time

I wish I was related to Harrison Ford

 

[blackthorn]

lol this is fun...nothing its just funny

Granted but gain weight every time

I wish I was related to Harrison Ford

Granted, but you're from the side of the family 'no one ever talks about' and is uninvited to family gatherings...

I wish I had better ideas for wishes for this thing

 

[CHamburger]

Granted but they only benefit Kim Jong Ill in North Korea.

I wish I had a million wishes.

 

[Murdock]

Granted but they only benefit Kim Jong Ill in North Korea.

I wish I had a million wishes.

Granted, but none come true.

I wish for dolphins to sink japanese fishing boats.

 

[blackthorn]

Granted, but none come true.

I wish for dolphins to sink japanese fishing boats.

Granted, but you're stuck in the middle of the sea on an american fishing boat

the dolphins can't tell the difference



I wish I had my own bio pic with Jeff Bridges staring

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, but none come true.

I wish for dolphins to sink japanese fishing boats.

Granted, but retaliation from fishermen cause a war which leads to you being drafted by the US military and eventual death by a giraffe stampede in now communist Japan.

I wish I had a bigger brain.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but you're stuck in the middle of the sea on an american fishing boat

the dolphins can't tell the difference



I wish I had my own bio pic with Jeff Bridges staring

Granted but he plays you as Star Man.

I wish the popes hat would fall off on TV

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but retaliation from fishermen cause a war which leads to you being drafted by the US military and eventual death by a giraffe stampede in now communist Japan.

I wish I had a bigger brain.

Granted, too bad you dont have a bigger skull.

I wish William Wallace really could shoot fire balls from his arse.

 

[CHamburger]

Granted, too bad you dont have a bigger skull.

I wish William Wallace really could shoot fire balls from his arse.

Granted but now the british rule the world.

I wish God would come to dinner.