Corrupt A Wish - Forum game

[Murdock]

Granted, but it was designed by Microsoft's Aeronautics division. Good luck.

I wish I was in a movie.

Granted, but its gay porn (or straight porn, whichever you don't prefer)
I wish pigs could fly

 

[kinglis]

I wish pigs could fly

Pigs do fly

 

[wheatgrinder]

Granted, pigs can fly, however, they are immediately grounded by the FAA.

I wish Kinglis would play the game.

 

[NickClapper]

Granted but then she gets banned for spamming.

I wish this game would end and admin would lock the thread.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted but then she gets banned for spamming.

I wish this game would end and admin would lock the thread.

Granted, but they quickly realize your posts waste more bandwidth and perma-ban you instead.

I wish I was a chef.

 

[Phil_UK]

Granted, but they quickly realize your posts waste more bandwidth and perma-ban you instead.

I wish I was a chef.

Granted, sadly i misspelled your wish and you are now a Chav!

I wish I could sleep, because I have a long day tomorrow!

 

[kinglis]

Granted, sadly i misspelled your wish and you are now a Chav!

I wish I could sleep, because I have a long day tomorrow!

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, sadly i misspelled your wish and you are now a Chav!

I wish I could sleep, because I have a long day tomorrow!

Granted, but you end up buried alive.

I wish I owned a new car.

 

[kinglis]

Granted, but you end up buried alive.

That's proper nasty

 

[Phil_UK]

That's proper nasty

Seriously, that's to far

 

[Sucramdoow]

Granted, but you end up buried alive.

I wish I owned a new car.

Granted, but it's a Prius.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[JakeSully]

Granted, but you can only be invisible when no one is looking.

I wish that no one can corrupt this wish.

 

[kinglis]

Seriously, that's to far

It's an interesting thread... Some of the guys are proper cruel versus the more sensible ones, who still wanna play the silly game(!), but love humans too much and can't wish someone to be dead in the universe or to be berried alive... whatever...

 

[TheNoob]

It's an interesting thread... Some of the guys are proper cruel versus the more sensible ones, who still wanna play the silly game(!), but love humans too much and can't wish someone to be dead in the universe or to be berried alive... whatever...

I was joking.

 

[Sucramdoow]

be berried alive... .

Is that the act of being buried alive with berries? If so, I'm sure you can just eat your way out.

 

[TheNoob]

Granted, but you can only be invisible when no one is looking.

I wish that no one can corrupt this wish.

Granted, but, granted but, granted but, granted but x infinity. (your wish is stuck in an infinite loop generating numerous amounts of corrupt granted wishes,, thus breaking the rules of one wish, one grant. thus your wish is voided)

I wish I was made out of cement.

 

[kinglis]

Is that the act of being buried alive with berries?

I speak perfect Bulgarian though, and Russian

It's an idea, to be buried with berries (hopefully not alive)

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Well, i for one would rather be "berried" alive.

 

[Murdock]

Granted, but, granted but, granted but, granted but x infinity. (your wish is stuck in an infinite loop generating numerous amounts of corrupt granted wishes,, thus breaking the rules of one wish, one grant. thus your wish is voided)

I wish I was made out of cement.

Granted but noone adds water so you blow away in the wind and have a song written bout you.(dust in the wind) harddeee har

I wish all cats were hairless

 

[Sucramdoow]

Granted, but they all die and decompose (thus rendering them hairless.)

I wish Matthew McConaughey would stop acting in movies, or rather... in anything. He should just stop.