Here's a sketch for you.
I call it, "a fox education"
you go to wall mart, wearing head to toe jungle camouflage, with an inflatable pool floatie around your neck.
When you get to the door, you can't get in, because the pool floatie wont fit through the door. just keep walking into the door until security arrives, and you've backed up a crowd of angry people behind you.
When the security people ask you to leave, demand to see the law that says you can't wear a 5ft inflatable duck into a store, and degenerate into an angry rant about the constitution.
They will ask you to leave again, explaining that you are blocking the way for sane people.
Calm down, and explain to them in a condescending voice that the democrats are helping the chinese move fentanyl through mexico to poison unborn babies under the supervision of hunter biden and jaden smith, and that you are simply wearing the pool floatie to protect yourself from the "gay democrat chinese mexican communist space lasers"
As security drags you away, scream "It's the vaccines that started covid in the first place, Every democrat wears a secret keychain that opens the back of voting machines, and they are selling your DNA to chinese labs so they can make clones to replace us with commies, one by one."
As you are dragged into a squad car, show a close up shot of a random person in the crowd. They fish around under their shirt collar for a moment, and pull out a key on a necklace, with a tiny blinking LED light on it. They whisper into the key "we have a security breach, he knows everything"
The shot widens to show that several people in the crowd have the same face. 70's sci fi horror music cue, with a slow drone shot zooming out, and you're golden.
Fin!
There's your million hit video.