How do you enter the theater with a clear mind and clean slate, to experience a film and have the purest emotional response to it? Maybe there's no good answer. I'm overthinking it.
You gotta review them in context.
You gotta weigh your own personal natural interests against what both the genré's history has already produced + what a "general" audience will likely appreciate + what a genré & sub-genré zealot will appreciate.
This is especially true for horror movies where the genpop just wants great value without regard for quality, while a horror fan will easily differentiate between a slasher/torture porn/gore porn/creature feature/ghost/demon/whatever film.
I find going into a movie with "sufficient" education about it beforehand provides a more objective perspective than going in with a nube in the forest approach (which seems to be the overwhelming majority preferred approach.)
I like seeing originals before remakes and originals before prequels, but sometimes just bite the bullet.
Also, watching the extras on DVD/BR's helps provide context.
Film people and regular people are slightly different and have different demands.
There are some films that film people should watch just for the cinematography or story construct that regular people won't even appreciate.
If a film SHOULD be watched just on general principles I'd give it a 8 or above.
If worth watching at least once a 6 or 7.
If it's missable but decent maybe a 5 or 6.
If it looks good but is a cr@p film 5 or 4.
If it both looks like cr@p and it's a cr@p story 3 or 2.
If the director & distributor should be mailed a dog turd the film rates a 1.
Add/subtract points for anything you want: camera work, story, T&A, language, SFX, anything.
Hit and Run - 3/10
Kristen Bell just isn't so cute as to keep watching this. Turned it off after twenty minutes.
But it made money, so... good for them.
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters - 3/10
IDK WTH anyone involved with this $50M film was thinking. I can't believe it made 5X that amount in rev.
Again, I turned it off 20min in. Watch '
The Brothers Grimm' instead.
Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 7/10
It's not too bad.
I watched this with my teen daughter pretty much for the express reason to get her to watch the original + the TBurton remake just to better understand what remakes are all about + the whole PotA series.
We also watched '
The Grudge' Americanized remake (6/10), and will watch the beginning of '
Ju-on' (5/10) for the same reason.
I feel this will better help her understand how her own school reports can refect multiple interpretations of the same source material.
John Carter - 6/10
Childish drivel that looks good.
I can't stand the theatrical over acting.