Nope, it's really me. Not sure how to prove it without divulging too much personal info. But as I am cooped up in my hospital bed with my smartphone, I've had not much to do but seek out misinformation about my story and try and correct it.
Also, feel free to laugh at my expense. Given that when the paramedics and police showed up there was a dude in a full on Deadpool costume, it is pretty funny. My friend who does stand up said that at the next cabaret my theatre puts on, he will end his set with ten straight jokes about me being shot.
I mainly just wanted to clear the air about the circumstances and let it be known that we were not treating the weapon as a prop, and the fact that we were planning on filming that evening had nothing to do with the incident. I don't want Columbus filmmakers (and especially my friend Mike, who has never had an injury during filming, despite a lot of stunts and prop weapon use) to lose credibility, or be taken less seriously as filmmakers.