A lav AND shotgun (what I thought the Orginal thread was about)

A lav and a shotgun walk into a bar,

the lav turns to the shotgun and says:

"I get to be clipped to Kim Kardash's bosom and you get to watch from a distance"
 
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Actually, I've never met any one who says 'lavatory', but know what it is from reading Footrot Flats comics when I was a kid. (Those are from New Zealand btw).
So yeah, British Commonwealth is probably the way to go :P
 
A Lav and Shotgun walk into a bar, the Bartender turns to them and says,

“How does a couple of cold ones sound?” <rimshot>


A Lav and Shotgun walk into a bar, Shotgun turns to Lav and says,

“I’ll hang out over here, you see what you can pick up just in case.”


A Lav and Shotgun walk into a bar, the Bartender turns to them and says,

“Welcome to Mikes.”


-Thanks-
 
Papertwinproductions said:
Chaaaargeeee!
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Oh Noes! The redcoats are coming!!!

One if by land, two if by sea!!




100827mdloyalists.jpg

Seriously, though. If these men are any example of your fighting force, I think I'll take my chances.
 
An lav and a shotgun walk into a bar. The lav turns to the shotgun and says, 'If anyone starts anything, don't go off, half-cocked."

This lav

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgZNbU0UFH4

This shotgun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wg1pFNwTOE
 
Dreadylocks said:
Oh Noes! The redcoats are coming!!!

One if by land, two if by sea!!




100827mdloyalists.jpg

Seriously, though. If these men are any example of your fighting force, I think I'll take my chances.
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Uh.. I think we did ;) (edit removed what might have offended my good friends here)
 
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