A real treat popped up on Hulu today, one of Charlie Sheen's early masterpieces:
The Wraith.
Described as:
"Action Comedy
Jake is killed by neighborhood thugs, and returns as a mystical figure (The Wraith) to gain revenge. Starring Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid."
This could be the worst film to come out of the 1980s.
1/10
I could probably do a week on what's wrong with this terrible, terrible movie. The dialogue is particularly painful. Every character says completely stupid things, almost constantly. Their metaphors and "witty" banter are so strained, that the awful d-level actors seem even worse than they are.
And the casting. Oh my God.
Oddly, each shot is lit up like a fashion shoot, apparently by tungsten light in the daytime. They all have perfect (big) hair and lighting in each pose.
The pretty bad guy keeps repeating himself with his little switchblade. So many of the character's actions are so lame and fall flat. Then they emphasize the badness with some terrible play on words that no one would ever say.
There's bikini girls, roller skating waitresses, supercars from another dimension, the spooky Wraith guy with a row of flashing lights on his shotgun, lots of car chases, explosions, badly staged crashes. This movie has it all, if that's the sort of "it all" you're looking for.
Genius. ...Since I'm only halfway through, I still don't see much purpose for Charlie's character. Hmm. He's not the Wrath, and he's not the bad guy. He's a wild card, a maverick, a warlock, or some Vatican Assassin teen heartthrob. We shall see...
...Oh, and the music. The music.