The Internet is too fast...

[indietalk]

The Internet is too fast... everything is instant now, and things are passing me by...

PLEASE SLOW DOWN!!!!!!

 

[Nate North]

The Internet is too fast... everything is instant now, and things are passing me by...

PLEASE SLOW DOWN!!!!!!

This is an easy one, I've fixed this myself. Just pour some maple syrup into the back of your router, and Viola! Instantly you find yourself with more productivity time, and correct news information from reliable sources like Fox.

 

[indietalk]

I may try this, I also heard Fig Newtons mashed onto the motherboard works.

 

[Zensteve]

There's no stopping the Internet Express! Woo-wooooooooo!

 

[Nate North]

If the food items above dont work, you can always walk out in front of your house and begin firing a gun into the air. My experience has been that uniformed service personell will arrive shortly to whisk you far away from the internet, to a fantastic new world of orange jumpsuits and Homemade fruit wine.

I use this special technique to take vacations from work!

And Steve, nice Bubb Rubb link. I'd almost forgotten about the legend of Bubb Rubb.

 

[Defjon]

it's this new thing called dial-up! It will surely help you out indie!

 

[Phil_UK]

The Internet is too fast?

Simple soloution!

Use Internet Exlporer

 

[DirtyPicturesTV]

My wife helps me out with this by regularly breaking the entire Internet.