Because I'm bored and I have no tv or internet (stupid bills - who knew you were supposed to pay them?)
The winner of this contest gets a tall glass of absolutely nothing. Nay, you get an insight into some of the movies that have warped my fragile little mind.
Whenever I play this with friends, they rarely can guess my quotes correctly. I'm thinking the average Indietalker should find these pretty easy. I'm doing these from memory, so they might not be perfectly verbatim.
1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick.
2. But in ancient Hebrew, Jehova is spelled with an "I".
3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.
4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me.
5. I'm somebody's bitch!
6. You're like a big bear, man. You got these big paws, and you don't know how to catch the little bunny rabbit?
7. It's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.
8. Double dumb-ass on you!
9. I think we're parked, man.
10. I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, you always gotta wake up.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded weapons, and those who dig. You dig.
12. Give me your fucking keys, you cock-sucker motherfucker!
13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong)
14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut!
16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book.
17. I promise. I'll never die.
18. Oh, what a horrible Christmas this will be!
19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
20. Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man.
The winner of this contest gets a tall glass of absolutely nothing. Nay, you get an insight into some of the movies that have warped my fragile little mind.
Whenever I play this with friends, they rarely can guess my quotes correctly. I'm thinking the average Indietalker should find these pretty easy. I'm doing these from memory, so they might not be perfectly verbatim.
1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick.
2. But in ancient Hebrew, Jehova is spelled with an "I".
3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.
4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me.
5. I'm somebody's bitch!
6. You're like a big bear, man. You got these big paws, and you don't know how to catch the little bunny rabbit?
7. It's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.
8. Double dumb-ass on you!
9. I think we're parked, man.
10. I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, you always gotta wake up.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded weapons, and those who dig. You dig.
12. Give me your fucking keys, you cock-sucker motherfucker!
13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong)
14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut!
16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book.
17. I promise. I'll never die.
18. Oh, what a horrible Christmas this will be!
19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
20. Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man.
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