Name That Quote

Because I'm bored and I have no tv or internet (stupid bills - who knew you were supposed to pay them?)

The winner of this contest gets a tall glass of absolutely nothing. Nay, you get an insight into some of the movies that have warped my fragile little mind.

Whenever I play this with friends, they rarely can guess my quotes correctly. I'm thinking the average Indietalker should find these pretty easy. I'm doing these from memory, so they might not be perfectly verbatim.

1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick.
2. But in ancient Hebrew, Jehova is spelled with an "I".
3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.
4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me.
5. I'm somebody's bitch!
6. You're like a big bear, man. You got these big paws, and you don't know how to catch the little bunny rabbit?
7. It's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.
8. Double dumb-ass on you!
9. I think we're parked, man.
10. I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, you always gotta wake up.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded weapons, and those who dig. You dig.
12. Give me your fucking keys, you cock-sucker motherfucker!
13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong)
14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut!
16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book.
17. I promise. I'll never die.
18. Oh, what a horrible Christmas this will be!
19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
20. Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man.
 
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Actually I only got three.

3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks. - Forrest Gump

13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong) - The Empire Strikes Back

19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk? - Dirty Harry
 
4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me - Dark Knight

15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut! - Saving Private Ryan


Two. Shameful.

P.S Dirty Harry, also. Alcove beat me to it.
 
Because I'm bored and I have no tv or internet (stupid bills - who knew you were supposed to pay them?)

The winner of this contest gets a tall glass of absolutely nothing. Nay, you get an insight into some of the movies that have warped my fragile little mind.

Whenever I play this with friends, they rarely can guess my quotes correctly. I'm thinking the average Indietalker should find these pretty easy. I'm doing these from memory, so they might not be perfectly verbatim.

1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick.
My cousin Vinny?

2. But in ancient Hebrew, Jehova is spelled with an "I".
no clue. Probably a Mel Brooks film?

3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.
nope...

4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me.
5. I'm somebody's bitch!
6. You're like a big bear, man. You got these big paws, and you don't know how to catch the little bunny rabbit?
7. It's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.
Shawshank

8. Double dumb-ass on you!
9. I think we're parked, man.
Blues Brothers?

10. I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, you always gotta wake up.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded weapons, and those who dig. You dig.
12. Give me your fucking keys, you cock-sucker motherfucker!
13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong)
Empire Strikes Back?

14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut!
16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book.
17. I promise. I'll never die.
18. Oh, what a horrible Christmas this will be!
19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
20. Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man.
Wow. I'm sucking at this! Terrible memory for these kinds of things...
 
1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick. Ghostbusters
8. Double dumb-ass on you! - Star Trek 4
9. I think we're parked, man. Cheech and Chong's Up In Smoke
14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me! The Matrix
16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book. This is Spinal Tap?
 
Here's what I got:

8. Star Trek the Voyage Home

13. The Empire Strikes Back

19. Dirty Harry?

20. The Big Lebowski


But hey, you didn't get mine, at least!

edit: after reading peoples answers I feel kind of dumb.
 
15 out of 20, so far, and it's only been a couple hours. Not bad. Here's what you got, so far, with hints for the others.

1. Yes, your honor, it is true - this man has no dick.
Ghostbusters

2. But in ancient Hebrew, Jehova is spelled with an "I".
I'm not leaving a hint for this one; it's too much of a classic.

3. Sometimes, there's just not enough rocks.
Forrest Gump

4. Kill you? Why would I wanna kill you? You complete me.
Dark Knight

5. I'm somebody's bitch!
Half Baked

6. You're like a big bear, man. You got these big paws, and you don't know how to catch the little bunny rabbit?
Only way you don't know this quote is if you've never seen the movie, cuz it's that obvious. Cult classic. Must-see for all gen-x-ers.

7. It's time to get busy living, or get busy dying.
Shawshank Redemption

8. Double dumb-ass on you!
Star Trek 4

9. I think we're parked, man.
Up in Smoke

10. I was a warrior who dreamed he could bring peace. Sooner or later, you always gotta wake up.
Of all the movies on the list, this one is most recent. Most of you have seen it, thou I happen to know kgasser has not.

11. There are two kinds of people in this world - those with loaded weapons, and those who dig. You dig.
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

12. Give me your fucking keys, you cock-sucker motherfucker!
Usual Suspects

13. No, try not. Do, or do not. (Surprisingly, I find that most people get this wrong)
Empire Strikes Back

14. Stop trying to hit me, and hit me!
The Matrix

15. The briiiiiiiidge! The bridge is ooooouuuuuut!
Nope, not Saving Private Ryan. It helps if you scream this one with an Austrian accent.

16. There are some cultures that eat nothing but their own vomit. I read about it. In a book.
Dodgeball

17. I promise. I'll never die.
Team America

18. Oh, what a horrible Christmas this will be!
Dready, you should have gotten this one.

19. I know what you're thinkin - did he fire five rounds, or was it six? Well, to be honest, in all the commotion, I lost track, myself. So what you really need to ask yourself is - do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?
Ditry Harry

20. Yeah, well, that's like, your opinion, man.
The Big Lebowski
 
For the ones we haven't gotten, an additional quote from the same movie:

2. The pennitant man kneels before God.
6. My little baby's all growsed up!
10. Well, well, well. Looks like diplomacy has failed.
15. Have you killed any people?
Yes, but they were all bad.
18. No, jolly. What a jolly christmas it will be.
 
How about this one, not from a movie, but a TV show:

"I got it, nobody told me. It went away, nobody told me. I figured, this is life. And I went back to my meatballs."
 
Here's my effort. Didn't read opther posts or consult the intrepron.
1. Ghostbusters
2. Last Crusade
3. Forrest Gump??
4. ??
5. Half baked
6. ??
7. The Shawshank
8. Star Trek IV
9. Fear and Loathing??
10. Ronan??
11. 3 Burials
12. From Paris with Love??
13. Empire Strikes Back
14. Matrix
15. Kindergarten Cop??
16. ???
17. Team America.......FUCK YEA!!!
18. Scrooged??
19. Magnum Force(*Dirty Harry Calahan)
20. The Big Labowski
 
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Ok, so the ones we haven't got:

2.) Life of Brian?
6.)No idea, Grizzly Man?
10.)The Last Samurai?
15.) Terminator?
18.) A Christmal Carol (of some version)?

The question marks indicate that these are all guesses :D

EDIT: See that number two is Last Crusade. I was well out there :P
 
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