Warm Bodies - 8.5/10
Great movie, especially to watch with older children.
Fair liberal usage of the zombie genré; departures from tradition no more grievous than the relatively new "running zombie."
At least the relationship between Julie(tte) and R(omeo) showed merit.
The balcony scene was delightful.
The Lords of Salem - 5/10
If you miss it you ain't missing much.
If you're a Rob Zombie groupie it's a must see, but definitely the weakest of his films I've seen (four of them).
It's a mildly interesting scenario, I just didn't care for the muddled mess of it.
Watching someone go nutty just isn't much entertainment for me.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone - 3/10
The incredibly boring film.
The incredible waste of one, two, three top talents.
The language was just un-effing-necessary. Not helping, or adding anything.
Just... don't waste your time.
The Hidden Fortress - 6.5/10
Incredible.
On the DVD is an extra about an interview of George Lucas talking about how this movie greatly influenced his writing and art direction of Star Wars IV.
I can so easily see that, from the relationship between Tahei and Matashichi inspiring R2D2 & C3PO, to the rambling epicness of the journey (which seriously impaired my interest in this film), to even the wipes between sequences.
If you just love all things Star Wars (and I only casually enjoy the films, but mostly appreciate the film history) then you gotta watch this.
And the scenes/camerawork look fantastic. Really impressive considering the tech of the day vs. the sh!t every GD fool with a camcorder puts out on youtube these days.
After.Life - 4/10
An epic wasting of Liam Neeson's talent and Christina Ricci's nudidity.
I don't recall how I got Agnieszka Wojtowicz-Vosloo's film on my radar, but much like 'Iron Sky' once I saw it I was pretty bored and disappointed.
The "new great turn in horror" was lost on me.
Existential snorefest.
Gopherit →
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch?v=XQSFrtpJrmg
Bitch Slap - 2/10
Piece of Crap. (Yeah! It's supposed to rhyme!)
I punched out @ 10min in.
No sh!t sandwiches for me.
War Games - 10/10
Wonderful neo-classic story & film.
"Shall we play a game?" ← What PG-13 films these days have such fruitful lines as this?
It's great.
A must see with mid to older teens.