Population 436 - 4/10
Love this reviewer quote on IMDB:
"The movie perhaps also feels a bit like a poor man's "The Village."
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0462482/
Agreed.
Having watched The Others just last week and The Disappearance of Alice Creed a few weeks back I can't help but sympathize for the director of Pop 436 for all the effort they put into a product with such a "meh... " outcome.
You don't need a big budget, a lot of locations, or a lot of cast, or even spectacular cast to make a nice film.
What you need is a sensible story. Something better than transorbital lobotomies for anyone who wants to leave town alongside convenient birth-death ratios.
But this... this looks like probably $500k to $1m and a whole lotta effort just blown down the toilet.
I admit I over-think films most of the time. These are not stories about "ME!" or "What would
I do in that situation."
These are films about "What
these jack@sses did in that situation", common effing sense be d@mned.
I would have given the the town the finger and just hiked out the forest, evading all quaker republic law enforcement with hillbilly civil patrol in tow.
But then maybe my nightmares woulda been about trees in the forest falling on me.
Yes, God would smite me down for not staying in the town of numerology.
Sucker Punch - 6/10
The story is retarded.
The SFX cheezy.
May I have one of those transorbital lobotomies, after all?
(God, save me... )
Avatar d - 7/10
I... really, really, really want to like this film. I watched two stupid films in front of it just to make it look better!
But it's just too retarded. I'm sorry.
I had to turn it off at the point when Dr. Grace Augustine stomps into Administrator Parker Selfridge operations control/dispatch center to whine and gripe.
By then I had already observed:
- An explanation that Jake was picked by the company because as a twin he was a genetic match to his deceased scientist brother - followed by an explanation from scientist Norm Spellman that the avatars are grown during the five year voyage to Pandora. Umm... doesn't Jake already have his brother's avatar waiting for him at Pandora? Genetic match? The reason we're switching jar head Jake for scientific Tom terrific?
- Exactly what was it the company was going to pay a lot to "Jake the grunt who dissected a frog once" to actually doooooo when he got to Pandora?
And now that I think about it, if the Na'vi clan was already familiar with Dr. Grace Augustine's avatar through her assorted schooling efforts wouldn't they also be familiar with Jake's brother's avatar? But they act like they've never seen him/it. And being twins, wouldn't a new "Jake avatar" look pretty darn close to the "Tommy avatar"?
Not quite rage-quit.
Just... disappoint-quit.
But the film is pretty.