Thanks everyone! I agree, rayw, it's tough to tell which of those is worse But the tesla coil definitely makes up for it (and I'm a fan of saws too), so it's all good!
Nick, I shall take your cake's advice. Cartoons and video games for me today!
Thanks, all! And Michael, that's a pretty good find, thank you very much! I've actually debated buying a bowed psaltry on several occasions! I'm sure I'll use those at some point!