If they ever commission that I want to be on the writing staff.
FADE IN:
EXT. SKYLINE - DAY
CAMERA DOES A FLY BY OVER the Vatican ... Gliding PAST the courtyards and chapels. We fly out into the streets of Rome over the fountains and statues. And fly into Luigi's supermarket.
INT. LUIGI'S SUPERMARKET - DAY
A Rome mini-market. MR POLATO pushes open the door and the whole front of the shop explodes. Car alarms go off. A PASSER-BY screams
SMASH CUT TO:
EXT. LUIGI's SUPERMARKET - LATE AFTERNOON
Twelve hours later. Squad cars, bar lights flashing, out front. SISTER ANGELA (The phorensic nun with attitiude) curbs and heads inside. Carrying her field kit.
INT. DEANNA'S SUPERMARKET - CONTINUOUS
Angela spots CAPTAIN CARLOTA, hanging with TWO DETECTIVES. Angela starts over. Carlota meets her halfway.
CARLOTA
I don't know why you've been called out, nothing supernatural about this one.
ANGELA
What, are you worried I might blow this out of all proportion?
Off Angela's look.