These seem to be all the rage, so I couldn't resist. Have tried to take these quotes from memory, so many of them are slightly wrong and consequently unGoogleable... If anyone gets 20+ then I'm impressed. These feel easier than the other threads, but I guess that's just because I know these films all really well...I'll be interested to see what others make of them...
1.) Don’t put me in a corner where I have to fuck my way out.
2.) I believe that the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos and hostility.
3.) I’m 6’5, 220 pounds and there are two of me!
4.) We’re not in Kansas anymore…
5.) What I want is a view. I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water.
6.) Hospitals? No! Libraries? Behave!
7.) Difficult, difficult lemon difficult.
8.) Tell my Momma I love her…
9.) Ok you c**** let’s see what you can do now!
10.) You should never go in there without a mongoose.
11.) We are dressed in our best, and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.
12.) Let's give him a sexy scar, huh? Fantastic.
13.) Can I buy any of you c**** a drink?
14.) Every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.
15.) Suspense, laughter, violence. Hope, heart, nudity, sex. Happy endings, mainly happy endings.
16.) Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two.
17.) I've worn dresses with higher IQs!
18.) Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
19.) When I hear that much Wagner I get the urge to invade Poland.
20.) The three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts, and I'm in the middle!
21.) No man needs nothing.
22.) But if you're asking me how a far a commanding officer is allowed to go, or dare go, or should be permitted to play God, I can't answer you.
23.) They've got more information than the fucking Internet.
24.) A Handbag?
25.) Look at me jerking off in the shower…
26.) No I have a machine gun… Ho, ho, ho!
27.) I think we're going to need another feather…
28.) If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
29.) That man is a head taller than me. That may change.
30.) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
1.) Don’t put me in a corner where I have to fuck my way out.
2.) I believe that the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos and hostility.
3.) I’m 6’5, 220 pounds and there are two of me!
4.) We’re not in Kansas anymore…
5.) What I want is a view. I want a window where I can see a tree, or even water.
6.) Hospitals? No! Libraries? Behave!
7.) Difficult, difficult lemon difficult.
8.) Tell my Momma I love her…
9.) Ok you c**** let’s see what you can do now!
10.) You should never go in there without a mongoose.
11.) We are dressed in our best, and are prepared to go down as gentlemen.
12.) Let's give him a sexy scar, huh? Fantastic.
13.) Can I buy any of you c**** a drink?
14.) Every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.
15.) Suspense, laughter, violence. Hope, heart, nudity, sex. Happy endings, mainly happy endings.
16.) Ladies and gentlemen. England will be playing Four-Four-Fucking Two.
17.) I've worn dresses with higher IQs!
18.) Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
19.) When I hear that much Wagner I get the urge to invade Poland.
20.) The three people I love the most in the world hate each other's guts, and I'm in the middle!
21.) No man needs nothing.
22.) But if you're asking me how a far a commanding officer is allowed to go, or dare go, or should be permitted to play God, I can't answer you.
23.) They've got more information than the fucking Internet.
24.) A Handbag?
25.) Look at me jerking off in the shower…
26.) No I have a machine gun… Ho, ho, ho!
27.) I think we're going to need another feather…
28.) If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
29.) That man is a head taller than me. That may change.
30.) Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?