In a bizarre and unexpected turn of events, local news source Indienews has broken a longstanding forum record by posting over 20 articles per human content this month. We interviewed adjacent conversationalists to find out the source of this sudden and mysterious spike in volume.
"It was the strangest thing, people were just having normal conversations, and this guy Indienews goes crazy and starts bombarding the feed with hundreds, maybe thousands of posts. I think more people would complain, but the quality is sky high. Last week there was a story about how an actor thought he should have gotten hired for a role instead of a competitor, and just yesterday there was an article about how Joe Pesci used to drink club soda to protest the war in Iraq."
Another audience member had this to say "I used to go around wondering if Top Gun Maverick was doing ok at the box office, but now, with Indienews on the case, I get daily updates about the film, and how much old people like it. I think lazy second tier news sources would have tapped out after 6 or 8 articles about the same sequel, but Indienews really stayed the course, and kept us updated."
While these interviews failed to clarify the source of the uptick, one thing is certain, Indienews has accomplished what so many in the entertainment industry aspire to achieve, uncontested dominance in the highly competitive field of Top Gun Maverick updates.
"It was the strangest thing, people were just having normal conversations, and this guy Indienews goes crazy and starts bombarding the feed with hundreds, maybe thousands of posts. I think more people would complain, but the quality is sky high. Last week there was a story about how an actor thought he should have gotten hired for a role instead of a competitor, and just yesterday there was an article about how Joe Pesci used to drink club soda to protest the war in Iraq."
Another audience member had this to say "I used to go around wondering if Top Gun Maverick was doing ok at the box office, but now, with Indienews on the case, I get daily updates about the film, and how much old people like it. I think lazy second tier news sources would have tapped out after 6 or 8 articles about the same sequel, but Indienews really stayed the course, and kept us updated."
While these interviews failed to clarify the source of the uptick, one thing is certain, Indienews has accomplished what so many in the entertainment industry aspire to achieve, uncontested dominance in the highly competitive field of Top Gun Maverick updates.
