Do you mind me asking why it will take so long for a 3 page script?
It's only 3 pages and its going to take you about a year and a half?! ����
Because I am going to show people something they've never seen before.
• I started writing my short June of 2013
• Principal Photography wrapped in October of 2014 (5 consecutive weekends)
• Started editing immediately after and still going to this very minute of 2015
I can't begin to list the filler inbetween all of this from slowly purchasing costumes/props, testing practical FX, rehearsing/blocking, posters, websites, writing the shooting script, purchasing/paying off my camera, renting lenses, writing/recording music and creating the trailer (a whole ball of wax unto itself I discovered) to seemingly endless sleepless weekends color correcting/grading, editing, reviewing on a half dozen devices and editing again. I think a full-time day gig and family and friends are in this mix somewhere as well, but not sure anymore to be honest.
I'm easily 10,000 hours in on something with a TRT hovering right around 13 minutes.
There isn't anything else I'd rather be doing, and when I do anything else (even so much as glance at the couch in the TV room) I feel guilt-ridden and lazy. I'm completely self-destructive and clearly batshit crazy.
But man oh man when people ask me why I am still working on a film I conceptualized 2 years ago my answer is always loaded in the chamber.
"Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps you misunderstood. You see I'm making a good movie."
p.s.
After carefully reading this entire, often surreal, string, I realized that if you end up springing a certain post on us, let's say right around oh 04/01/16 or so, I'll be the first to exclaim "I knew it!" but rest assured I will quickly follow it up with a "Nicely done sir" and a solid slow clap.