I demand more than short movie award funtion ,i.e., T.V screening short movies

I guess I should have said, the only thing I agree with is that shorts should have a greater space in the TV world.
I didn't even agree with that point, for 2 reasons: 1. There is simply no audience demand for indie shorts or rather, there is not enough demand to make buying and broadcasting them viable/profitable for mainstream TV and 2. Hardly anyone makes shorts to broadcast TV standards, so there are extremely few which could be broadcast in the first place.

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I didn't even agree with that point, for 2 reasons: 1. There is simply no audience demand for indie shorts or rather, there is not enough demand to make buying and broadcasting them viable/profitable for mainstream TV and 2. Hardly anyone makes shorts to broadcast TV standards, so there are extremely few which could be broadcast in the first place.

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Interesting, tell me more about how Tosh.0 is technically impossible to broadcast.
(Every episode of this show consists of youtube videos broadcast at full screen)
 
Interesting, tell me more about how Tosh.0 is technically impossible to broadcast.
(Every episode of this show consists of youtube videos broadcast at full screen)
I'm not sure I understand your question. Are you asking how a made for broadcast show by a TV network can be broadcast compliant or are you asking about the process of "reversioning" whereby content not made for TV is changed to make it broadcast compliant?

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You stated "there are extremely few [youtube videos] which could be broadcast in the first place."

And yet youtube videos are broadcast all of the time. It happens on Tosh.0 every episode.

I was addressing this discrepancy.
 
And yet youtube videos are broadcast all of the time. I was addressing this discrepancy.
There is no dependency! Youtube (or any other) clips not made for broadcast "in the first place" which are subsequently broadcast by Comedy Central have to be reversioned. The cost of reversioning a short Youtube clip within a larger and far more marketable product is obviously financially viable for Comedy Central. It's obviously not financially viable with a longer clip, where the Youtube video is itself the product.

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AS far as directorik challenge,
i can't offer script .
but can offer any stories i have alredy written.

---------------------------------
buddy quote


I didn't even agree with that point, for 2 reasons: 1. There is simply no audience demand for indie shorts or rather, there is not enough demand to make buying and broadcasting them viable/profitable for mainstream TV and 2. Hardly anyone makes shorts to broadcast TV standards, so there are extremely few which could be broadcast in the first place.
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I was indie short movie fan on you tube, even before i came to know about you guys.

I would rather watch animation movie.
they are very clever.
they catch more number of views for certain meaningful reson.

next comes comedy shorts,
followed by sci-fi shorts.
but, animated sci-fi seems to be more intresting than normal sci-fi.

I 'm just a guy from audience who write stories came out here to do what i watched ,
later , even thought why not make money too.

intrestingly , one of my movie script (mafia -drama) got acknowledged as good and is said to be in post production.

my histroy starts and ENDS here itself.

PAWN STAR,
GARBBAGE
AND SO ON.
THESE shows builds kind of intresting to make me watch for certain reasons.
they are not any classic either.


audience for short indie:

there are audience for creative ads.
that much hope is enough.

if there is no income , then it is just waste of time working here.
passion?
My time is running out, i can't bet my life against silly thing called passion.


without passion, i wrote these.
if with passion, then ?


Consider seriously , know why my posts are not deleted?
It's a person from audience section who came and thought /told you what audience section demand is.

just a comman man from audience section, how he/she feels looking at screen.
depending on that , i have written here.

no matter , how pathetic the ENGLISH language itself is,
it is DEVELOPING LANGUage still.
It is because of intellect society representing it's origin it's developing.
ENGLISH such a lucky language !!!
it should be respected for being medium of intellect society.
no offence to latin, italy, african ,french and all.
I just said it in normal way.

Who want's to be a millionere

What sucks the most ?
a>
me my english and my work
b>
BLACK HOLE
c>
income tax departmant

d>
kid like justin beiber trying to give look of youngman !!
 
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I would rather watch animation movie. ... animated sci-fi seems to be more intresting than normal sci-fi.
What you personally want, what you would rather watch or what you personally find more interesting is totally irrelevant unless either: Your personal likes and wants are shared by a large enough target demographic to make it financially viable for a TV broadcaster or you are funding the film yourself and just for your own personal consumption.

I 'm just a guy from audience who write stories came out here to do what i watched ,
later , even thought why not make money too.
Then you've come to the wrong place, for 2 reasons: 1. With virtually no exceptions, to make a commercially viable narrative film requires a script, not just a story. If you just want to write stories, maybe you should try writing a book, a blog or articles but if you specifically want to write for film then a story is useless for filmmakers, we need a script (which contains a story) not just a story! 2. There's a huge amount of competition for relatively little paid work, therefore there's a relatively small chance of successfully making money from script-writing. That small chance of success obviously reduces to zero chance if you're not even writing scripts but only writing stories.

What do you think would suck the most to a filmmaker (rather than an astronomer, tax inspector or pop star)?
a>
A story rather than a script, written in such poor English it's difficult to even understand the story.
b>
A mediocre film script
c>
A good film script

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A story rather than a script, written in such poor English it's difficult to even understand the story.
'

so , when did stories written in good english become more meaning full .

when did movies made with script written in good english become more understanding and meaningful.
where are you from scandinavian uninersity/ african university asian university ?


if not intrested in money making,

then just stop being proud of SUPER MAN movie.

that movie made money and nothing else.

just becaus e, it is indie movie , it doesn't mean that you praise it.
movie is worst and disgusting .
money is good !!!

superman idnetity is shame to indie movie in your way ????

I love that movie !!!
fuck off !!! if you don't like money making movies

i hate you !!!!
more english to come ....
my english soliloquy which run in head.
:

come here cindrela

missorrre missisippi

constantinople avalonche made up to grasp the grith of griffith tuenstile unwrath the proposition the adventures sensational proposal of sustainability.
i love you
crowdening the publi9n in to hte atmospherical attentivity to hud and hug the eventuality with romntic moood to embrace the couplet thus to sustain the eventuality with consistency.

i love you too
!!!
waite a second, the clouds of the sky to intervene the gasp of the frustration up above my ass.
no solution this nor there no solution to that.
that put gut . sut lut nut. brevo.
to be or not to be in his ass was the only question posed by dick of alexander.
did he commit mistake by take taking ass of finest and fittest men .

and there can cindrella....?. (and so on)
 
so , when did stories written in good english become more meaning full .
When stories (or forum posts) are written in such poor English that they can't be understood and therefore have no meaning at all! Again though, you seem to be focusing only on stories, when films require scripts, not just stories.

I can't respond to any other point in your reply because it's so incomprehensible I'm not even sure if there are any other points!

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There are lot of directors, who just repeat/read the lines in script in front of actors to make the scene understand .
They do the same thing with camera man too by just stating the angle suggested in script.
these kind of directors expect the script to do all the jobs of camera man and director act be stated with in it.


instead of depending on such lazy useless directors ,
it better to use some light guy to read it to cameraman and actors.
or even just give them script and go for camera rolling.


These directors can be seen here and there so often in industry.

you cannot call a director creative , if he has used the creative script .
he has to put his own to claim it.

that's where , script like mine approach is.

I give enough room for my story to grow,
which eventually /easily lets the characters sustain their presence on screen.
My script always give / provides great respect and space for the main pillers.

Director,
cameraman
ACTORS

the fourth piller,
producer.


you people are shame , Truly short movie and indepentent movie industry could have had great market in small screen(T.V) .

Just , ANY BODY COMES OUT TO CLAIM HIMSELF TO BE TEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN DIRECTING AND BEING CAERAMAN , OR EVEN ACTORS !!!!!

tHERE IS NO REASON WHY T.V INDUSTRY SHOULD IGNORE US.

THE KIND OF CREATIVE SKILL WE PRODUCE HERE IS OF REALLY CLASS,
CAMPARED TO THOSE SHOWS WHICH BECOEM SERIES IN T.V AND VANISH SO OFTEN.

tHERE MUST BE A WAY , WHERE BOARD EXIST LETTING T.V CHANNEL BUY INDEPENDENT /SHORT MOVIES


tHEN WE COULD HAVE HAD TEAM TO MAKE MOVIES .
AND THESE TEAMS COULD BE SHUFFLING THE TALENTS THAT EXIST IN EACH OTHER TEAM.


hOW MUCH DO T.V SPENT ON 1/2 HOUR SHOW.

8*4=24
ALMOST 4 SHORT MOVIES CAN EASILY GET SOLD .
FOR EVER.

EVEN IF IT IS 5 THOUDANS DOLLARS / MOVIE OR ,
THEN REALLY GREAT.

5 MIN-5 THOUSAND
5-10- 8/10 THOUSAND
22 MIN- 15 RHOUSAND.
40 MIN- 20 THOUSAND
1 HR SHOW- 25 THOUSAND.

IF THE SELECTION PANEL FROM T.V , REJECTS MOVIE TO BE SCREEN ON T.V , THEN IT'S OTHER THING.

tHE CINEMA THEATERS TOO , SHOULD BE SHOWING AT LEAST, 2 MIN MMOVIE DURINF OPENING/INTERVAL.

tHEY DO SHOW DOCUMATARY SOMETIME,BUT ONLY IN THE BEGINING, AND TRAILER DURING INTERVAL.

wHY NOT JUST 2 MIN MOVIE DURING INTERVAL ALONG WITH TRAILER.?

WHO WILL WASTE TIME ON SUCH MOVIES?????????

TO MAKE THEM FEEL GUILTY TO POSE SUCH QUESTION , THE QUALITY OF MOVIE MAKING SHOULD EXIST IN UD FIRST.


THE QUALITY SHOULD NOT BE JUST FROM SCREEN .
IT SHOULD COME FROM ,
SCRIPT
DIRECTOR
CAMERA MAN
THE PRODUCER.
ACTORS.

jUST SITTING LIKE DUCK HERE DOING QUACKS , LIKE BEING EXPERIENCED ONE'S SHOULD STOP.


eVEN AWARD WINNING MOVIES DON'T GET TELECASRED ON T.V.
LEARN TO HAVE IDEA TO BUILD MARKET.

GOT IDEA,
THEN LEARN TO BUILD ABILITY TO DEMAND.
THEN COME OUT AND CLAIM YOU GOT EXPERIENCE.

tHAT MANY EUROPEAN COUNTRIES T.V CHANNELS.
THAT MANY KOREAN /JAPANESE T.V CHANNELS,
THAT MANY INDIAN ENGLISH CHANNELS,
THAT MANY LATIN AMERICAN, TV CHANNELS !!!
CANADA T, AUS, NZ CHANNELS !!!

tHEY GOT UNITED ASSOCIATION BUILD .
IF SMALL MOVIE INDUSTRY WHICH IS ONLY INTERESTED IN ORGANISING SHORT MOVIE COMPETATION.
THEY BETTER MOVE FURTHER AND BUILD CONTACT TO WITH WORLD UNITED ASSOCIATION OF T.V, AND GET SHORT MOVIES BE SOLD AND SCREENED.

i F THAT ASSOCIATION PASSES THE MOVIE TO BE BROUGHT FOR JUST 5 THOUSAND.
THAN THAT MOVIE WILL BE SOLD TO THESE CHANNELS FOR MAY BE JUST 500 DOLLARS.

EVEN IF JUST 10 CHANNELS SHOWS IT THE PROFIT IS MADE.


INSTEAD OD NON GAURANTEE TALENT T.V SERIES,
IT'S BETTER TO SHOW AWARD WINNING MOVIES INSTEAD.

iN LOT OF COUNTRUIES, THEY JUST SHOW THE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ON T.V !!!!
THEY ARE OF QUALITY,AND SELECTED.
THE HALF AN HOUR SHOW !!!!

MAKIING MOVIE ?? LET'S MAKE MONEY TOO !!!

i HAVE GOT GUTS TO SAY ,
I WRITE GOOD SCRIPT THAN ANY ONE HERE.
I WRITE STORIES , THE BEST ONES.

I DEMAND A TEAM OF MY ESTEEM TO BUILD THE BUSINESS LINE LIKE I STATED ABOVE.

ORGANISNIG AWARD FUNCTIONS OF SHORT MOVIE IS NOT ENOUGH.
DO MORE . I DEMAND!!!


I provide enough room to director and camera man to show their skill.
I f any directors and cameraman are really intrested in learning or achieving something, then they can pick up script like mine.
else just fuck off.
You should go back to school and learn how to write. Then, learn how to write a script.
 
funny quote'
A story rather than a script, written in such poor English it's difficult to even understand the story.
'

so , when did stories written in good english become more meaning full .

when did movies made with script written in good english become more understanding and meaningful.
where are you from scandinavian uninersity/ african university asian university ?


if not intrested in money making,

then just stop being proud of SUPER MAN movie.

that movie made money and nothing else.

just becaus e, it is indie movie , it doesn't mean that you praise it.
movie is worst and disgusting .
money is good !!!

superman idnetity is shame to indie movie in your way ????

I love that movie !!!
fuck off !!! if you don't like money making movies

i hate you !!!!
more english to come ....
my english soliloquy which run in head.
:

come here cindrela

missorrre missisippi

constantinople avalonche made up to grasp the grith of griffith tuenstile unwrath the proposition the adventures sensational proposal of sustainability.
i love you
crowdening the publi9n in to hte atmospherical attentivity to hud and hug the eventuality with romntic moood to embrace the couplet thus to sustain the eventuality with consistency.

i love you too
!!!
waite a second, the clouds of the sky to intervene the gasp of the frustration up above my ass.
no solution this nor there no solution to that.
that put gut . sut lut nut. brevo.
to be or not to be in his ass was the only question posed by dick of alexander.
did he commit mistake by take taking ass of finest and fittest men .

and there can cindrella....?. (and so on)
Wow. You are an interesting cat. I'd like to be a fly in your cranium.

Cheers! :cheers:
Rafael Blanco
CineBodega Film Festival
The Last Intervention
Watch Cornelius for free!
 
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A story rather than a script, written in such poor English it's difficult to even understand the story.
'

so , when did stories written in good english become more meaning full .
I'll explain here how good english helps to have the meaning conveyed to the reader:

In water sky light exterior inside the these those is was want you film movie story worry sorry tory
That what whose was is
Space sky land ground then than compare after
University diversity monstrocity deficit
Wild rose grows in a cave.
Nick murders ballads in a pond.
After a while Kylie died where they grow.
Upstipupstipipsti dimpsty wimpsy tipsy bimbsy tralalalalalalalalalalala
sapperdeflap blabberdelabberkak
prrrrtt prrrrtttt me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e bzzzt bzzzt beep beep
praaat praaaat
En als je nu eens van de drogerende zooi afblijft, kun je misschien helder denken....
Anders wordt het tijd om eens naar een zielenknijper te gaan.
Thus that was is will be won't.

You see?
 
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