GURU

[gooberman]

How do i get one of those sweet ass GURU tabs like Directorik?

 

[Cracker Funk]

I think you have to kill a ninja-pirate with your bare hands.

 

[Zensteve]

Well.. you sorta have to be a guru...

There's also a special section in Premiere area where you can summon gurus to answer specific questions with maxiumum haste... in case you don't feel like sharing your issues with the general rabble & riff-raff.

/me returns to his ivory tower.

 

[Kosh]

You must earn the right to be referred to as Guruji, then you will have started the journey to gaining the GURU tab.

Lord Zensteve, please toss some crumbs in the way of us plebs.

 

[Cracker Funk]

Well.. you sorta have to be a guru...

There's also a special section in Premiere area where you can summon gurus to answer specific questions with maxiumum haste... in case you don't feel like sharing your issues with the general rabble & riff-raff.

/me returns to his ivory tower.

Nope. Not even slightly true.

You have to kill a ninja-pirate!

 

[sonnyboo]

Apparently, you have to really really really really really really really know you stuff to be a Guru....

 

[Cracker Funk]

Apparently, you have to really really really really really really really know you stuff to be a Guru....

Well, duhhh! How else could you possibly kill a ninja-pirate?!

 

[sonnyboo]

Well, duhhh! How else could you possibly kill a ninja-pirate?!

With mind bullets. That's telekinesis!

 

[gooberman]

CRAP! you have to be good at something. Im still just a padawan.

 

[knightly]

YAY Tenacious-D references

 

[wheatgrinder]

You can buy anything with money!

 

[Kosh]

You can buy anything with money!

Nah-uh, not LOVE...oh, wait. How about HAPPINESS, nope, nope, not that either...oh I give up.

 

[gooberman]

I think i could buy love and happiness

 

[directorik]

I think i could buy love and happiness

For half an hour.

A full hour can get pretty expensive and you sometimes have to rent a room, too.

 

[Dreadylocks]

For half an hour.

A full hour can get pretty expensive and you sometimes have to rent a room, too.

ForTheWin!!!

 

[Utopia]

For half an hour.

A full hour can get pretty expensive and you sometimes have to rent a room, too.

I really hope you're talking about Disneyland.

 

[Toyandgadgetguy]

I really hope you're talking about Disneyland.

Don't go there.
(I hear they have mice)

 

[gooberman]

Half an hour? Really? I can get the job done in 10 minutes.

 

[Cracker Funk]

Well, if we're just going for efficiency, I don't need anything near 10 minutes. Wait, what are we talking about?!

 

[Utopia]

lol Uranium, It wasn't me!

at OP:

I'd like to become an audio GURU one day. Remember me when you're adding new ones.