My post was a joke, but you didn't get it. I actually don't seek out movies based on real stories, because they usually bore me, because I'm a sci-fi/horror junkie. I had already watched the COCAINE BEAR trailer, and had it on my radar. I just recently heard that it was "loosely" inspired by an actual event and was surprised by that. My joke was - I had moved on from Snow Monster movies to more mature fare. Then I said, COCAINE BEAR, like it was a piece of art. The joke being, that movie is probably no better than SNOW MONSTER VERSUS ICE SHARK, which I want to see also. I hate explaining a joke...
10 months ago, I was as shocked as anyone when your dog died, and I was the first to respond when you mentioned it. I've reminded my mom and my wife to keep our German Shepherds away from chocolate, because of your post.
I'm still going to see the bear movie, because it obviously has little resemblance to the news story, and I enjoy animal amok movies.