Okey dokey, I said I wanted to do one of these, but I thought I'd wait a bit. And now I've done that, so here it is.
1) Only our enemies leave roses.
2) Don't ever forget who butters your bread Raymond.
3) Well until you put those kids in the magazines they didn't care about either one, genius!
4) What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord? *silence* My ass.
5) He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.
6) Yeah, you slept naked most nights. And you were a sleep walker, it the worst two years of my life.
7) You want me to shoot you huh? Huh? I'm psycho!
8) Dames. Sometimes all they need to do is let it out.
9) What's wrong with your eyes?
10) Blueberry, to go with the pancakes.
11) Whadaya call this love?
12) I hereby christen this budget Barbie camper ...
13) She's the only one who seems to make any sense around this insane asylum!
14) Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
15) A freakin 12 gauge what do you think?
16) You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
17) You're all a bunch of f**king ***holes.
18) Girl: Who's Pippy Longstockings?
Boy: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
19) Pool on the roof must have a leak.
And lastly, this one is a doco so I put a fair chunk of it. I'll be amazed and excited if any one gets it
20) We patronise them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves, and therein we err, and greatly err, for the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never obtained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings, they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time. Fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.
Let's see what ya got!
1) Only our enemies leave roses.
2) Don't ever forget who butters your bread Raymond.
3) Well until you put those kids in the magazines they didn't care about either one, genius!
4) What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungy cord? *silence* My ass.
5) He pulls a knife, you pull a gun, he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.
6) Yeah, you slept naked most nights. And you were a sleep walker, it the worst two years of my life.
7) You want me to shoot you huh? Huh? I'm psycho!
8) Dames. Sometimes all they need to do is let it out.
9) What's wrong with your eyes?
10) Blueberry, to go with the pancakes.
11) Whadaya call this love?
12) I hereby christen this budget Barbie camper ...
13) She's the only one who seems to make any sense around this insane asylum!
14) Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.
15) A freakin 12 gauge what do you think?
16) You're not dying, you just can't think of anything good to do.
17) You're all a bunch of f**king ***holes.
18) Girl: Who's Pippy Longstockings?
Boy: Someone Mel Gibson never played.
19) Pool on the roof must have a leak.
And lastly, this one is a doco so I put a fair chunk of it. I'll be amazed and excited if any one gets it
20) We patronise them for their incompleteness, for their tragic fate of having taken form so far below ourselves, and therein we err, and greatly err, for the animal shall not be measured by man. In a world older and more complete than ours, they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never obtained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings, they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time. Fellow prisoners of the splendour and travail of the earth.
Let's see what ya got!
Haven't checked other peeps guesses, so I may look real stupid...
