archived-videos C*r*a*p

[cibao]

C*R*A*P

A
Three Little Figs
Production​

Can be found at www.thethreelittlefigs.com/crap.wmv

 

[NicklausLouis]

Day 4: Poke Under Seige

I think the kid is weakening. I tried to bribe him with an X-Box today, and I think he almost took the bait. He restrained himself, but I could see the desire in his eyes. I hope the allied forces arrive soon.

Poke

 

[cibao]

Day 4: Poke Under Seige

I think the kid is weakening. I tried to bribe him with an X-Box today, and I think he almost took the bait. He restrained himself, but I could see the desire in his eyes. I hope the allied forces arrive soon.

Poke

Ha! Little did you know he got a PSP for his birthday!!

C*R*A*P thinks of everything!

Chris

 

[NicklausLouis]

Damn! Foiled again!

Where's that Britney Spears poster at? This'll get the little punk!

Poke

 

[Zensteve]

Where's that Britney Spears poster at?

I'd give you the key to my house to get mine, but I'm still captive in the secret bunker.

Oh wai...

Britney?! Who's that?

 

[Unknown Screenwriter]

Just finished it...

I thought you framed the kid well... But the guy at the desk and the girl that comes in... I thought you could have been tighter on those shots. I know this is comedy but I thought her acting was really forced and she didn't even seem to be talking to anyone in particular even though she was supposed to be.

I also thought you could have mixed up the conversation a little better with shots of both the guy at the desk and the girl as well as the guy at the desk and the kid and the kid and the girl... Would have made it more interesting I think instead of simply going back to the master shot of each... It seemed the cuts just weren't quite fast enough for me during the conversation... A trim here and a trim there maybe...

I definitely liked you putting in our beloved characters here... That made it more personal and definitely made me forgive the weaker points I made above...

Good job.

filmy

 

[indietalk]

Can you please make C*r*a*p #2! Get it... number 2. Need to see another one!

 

[cibao]

Since I've relocated, maybe the Federal version?

Chris

 

[cibao]

C*R*A*P is featured on Grouper now.

http://grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=1941101&ml=t=1&fp=1&fx=

Believe it or not, I was contacted by an employee of Grouper who saw it on my website, and asked me to put it on Grouper as a featured short.

Feel free to leave comments...PLEASE!

Chris

 

[Spatula]

Awesome dude! I'm gonna second the call for CRAP 2!!!

 

[NicklausLouis]

Who the hell is Poke?

 

[cibao]

The story of Poke is a long one Pink Guy...he used to hang around this site...much like you...but boy was he annoying! He left this site to go off and do a series of shorts and a blog. You can find it here: http://www.thepokeshow.com/ By the way, I think someone traced his IP back to an insane asylum in Texas.

There's more, but I can't tell you in mixed company...it had to do with a burro and a burrito...not very pretty!

Chris

 

[NicklausLouis]

Sounds like an interesting guy...If I was a woman I'd sure like to snuggle in his musk.

 

[cibao]

What got ya...the smell of the burro or the smell of the burrito?

 

[knightly]

it's a combination, like citrus and ginger...and maryann.

 

[Spatula]

and the professor, too.

 

[cibao]

Come on Guys and Girls, show me some loving and I'll do a C*R*A*P #2 (thanks Indie, you'll get credit!). Thumbs up and comments and putting it in your playlist all give me a boost. Give a guy a break. I'm begging ya.

http://grouper.com/video/MediaDetails.aspx?id=1941101&ml=t=1&fp=1&fx=

And if you don't, I'm sending the kid. That'll show you!

Chris