What's Wrong with this picture?

[Nate North]

What's Wrong with this picture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HeunLhuMfs

Other than the obvious bit about the subject of the interview, anyone notice anything unusual about this guy?

 

[JoshL]

I've known quite a few people with cosmetic fangs, both permanent and dentist grade temporaries. It almost seems normal, or at least kinda quirky to me anymore. I wonder if that says something about me....

 

[directorik]

His jacket is way out of style?

 

[dlevanchuk]

......are those fangs.....??? LOL

 

[rockerrockstar]

It is all a joke until Blade kills him thinking he is a vampire.

 

[directorik]

I don't think that's it. He's got a crazy mullet.

Right?

 

[Dreadylocks]

Actually those aren't cosmetic fangs. He has a condition (if you can call it that) where his canines grew longer than 'normal.' Colbert did a really hilarious segment on his show about the guy.

 

[Cracker Funk]

Fangs aside, that dude ain't got nothin' on this couple from Florida. Vampire-man tried to foreclose on Wells Fargo. This couple from Florida did foreclose on Bank of America!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBuCSTFJffY

 

[PaulGriffith]

Hahaha. So if you guys had that condition would you grow long black hair, a super villain goatee and wear all black with a black leather jacket and black bolo?

It's like if Johnny Cash was evil AND a vampire.

 

[Nate North]

Hahaha. So if you guys had that condition would you grow long black hair, a super villain goatee and wear all black with a black leather jacket and black bolo?

It's like if Johnny Cash was evil AND a vampire.

LMAO

I think you make a valid series of points there. (still laughing)

 

[David.rhsc]

I don't think that's it. He's got a crazy mullet.

Right?

Nah, it's got to be the incongruity between his appearance and his voice.

 

[blackthorn]

I love the fact that nothing, not even the text connected to the video, mentions vampires. Just a guy on tv talking about his bank problems

 

[dlevanchuk]

Imagine if somebody from overseas finds this video )

 

[Dreadylocks]

The awesome Colbert segment on the guy:

http://www.colbertnation.com/articles/patrick-rodgers-vampire/

 

[JoshL]

oh, wait I JUST realized now that's Patrick. He used to run Dancing Ferret records, promotes a lot of shows in philly, and Iso Tank mail order. I don't know him well, but I've met him many times over the years. The first time I met him (98-ish, a bunch of us went for coffee) I made an unintentional tactless joke, and learned if nothing else, he has a sense of humor about himself. I never found the teeth as weird as the foot long mag light that he had on a belt holster ALL THE TIME.

Oh, and if you're into goth/industrial music, his annual Vampire's Ball had the first US appearance of Leaether Strip a couple years ago, which is pretty awesome.