Based on Morris' super duper snooper post about some idiot trying to rip off a state's film tax credit system...
http://www.indietalk.com/showthread.php?p=262397#post262397
... I hunted down a local library DVD of the inciting subject.
THE LIGHTKEEPERS - 3/10
Terrible.
I turned it off twenty minutes in.
It was just so contrived and corny I could hardly believe anyone in this day and age would shoot cr@p like this.
It wasn't even fit for the Hallmark Channel.
WTH was Dreyfus thinking?! My God! That fake @ss accent was just stomach turning.
Oh! And they only found financing to the tune of $4,500,000 (estimated)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156067/business
It "earned $32,307 on a single screen."
http://www.bostonherald.com/track/inside_track/view.bg?articleid=1226142&srvc=home&position=also
Another well deserved fine fiscal monkey punch to the anus
Haywire - 6.5/10
Not bad.
I have mixed feelings on this, honestly.
On the one hand it's not traditional "entertainment" spywork, like SPYGAME or TRAITOR.
On the other hand it's emotionally played closer to what real trade craft people likely act for real, IOW without all the normal emoting HWood foists upon actors for the supposed benefit of the audience.
I probably ought to watch STATE OF PLAY NEXT.
Now, what's funny is to watch HAYWIRE on the relative heels of watching
ANGEL OF DEATH
HAYWIRE
feeeeeels like a movie, whereas AOD
feeeeeels like... I dunno. Something... artificial.
It ain't no SALT (that's for sure), although SALT did have
more traditional HWood feel to it
I enjoyed HAYWIRE more, but couldn't honestly recommend watching either.
Monkey Punch to the Anus
I want to see this film.
One of these days I'll get around to developing my animation skills and your want will fill up your hand faster than sh!t will the other!