Nah. How about we just drift from one inconsequential meaningless miserable relationship/conversation to another?!
WHINY GIRL blusters in "I don't understand why my life sux".
WHINY GIRLFRIEND ONE just standing there gives WHINY GIRLFRIEND TWO "that" look, then back to WHINY GIRL.
WHINY GIRLFRIEND "Beee... cause I suck, she sux, we suck".
WHINY GIRLFRIEND TWO performing immaterial task "But you suck the most".
WHINY GIRL drops shopping bags of conspicuous consumer sh!t shirts and shawls, "What?! Why?!"
WHINY GIRLFRIENDS exchange yet another vapid "that" glance.
WHINY GIRLFRIEND ONE "Because we know we suck".
WHINY GIRLFRIEND TWO "And we can see it a mile out".
WHINY GIRL crumbles perplexed look at them.
WHINY GIRLFRIEND ONE "But you still think you don't suck and that your life might someday not suck".
WHINY GIRLFRIEND TWO "When in fact your life's the suckiest suck-fest there ever was-- "
WHINY GIRLFRIEND ONE "And has about... zero chance of ever not sucking".
WHINY GIRL "Ugh! You guys suck"!
Oh for crying out loud!
Where's that GD remote?
This show sucks! Efffff meeeee!!!!!! Bye, already!