-
READ BEFORE POSTING!
- If posting a video, please post HERE, unless it is a video as part of an advertisement and then post it in this section.
- If replying to threads please remember this is the Promotion area and the person posting may not be open to feedback.
archived-vidoes UFC Freestyle: One Time
- Thread starter xThePhenomenal1x
- Start date
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmNO.
I don't WANNA be good!
I wanna run naked through the park holding a pencil in one hand and scissors in the other, then pee from the top of the water fountain while I laugh aloud at the stars with my mouth full of half chewed chili-cheese dog!
I wanna stay up late drinking sugary drinks, not brush my teeth, and fall asleep under a park tree wearing the day's dirty clothes.
I think I shall wake up very late, irritable as a hemorrhoid, with fetid breath violating several articles of the Geneva convention, hair so frightful Captain Spaulding would flinch, and scratch my nether regions, (only because no one else will let me scratch theirs. Believe me - I've more than asked. Wet money only goes so far!)
However...
In the sober light of day I will notice that I'm still dressed. And I will be content with that.
Oh, look!
In my shirt pocket is the butt end of my chili-cheese dog!
At least, I think it was mine.
??
Cool!
Breakfast and a sunrise! God does love me! Rockin'!
I don't WANNA be good!
I wanna run naked through the park holding a pencil in one hand and scissors in the other, then pee from the top of the water fountain while I laugh aloud at the stars with my mouth full of half chewed chili-cheese dog!
I wanna stay up late drinking sugary drinks, not brush my teeth, and fall asleep under a park tree wearing the day's dirty clothes.
I think I shall wake up very late, irritable as a hemorrhoid, with fetid breath violating several articles of the Geneva convention, hair so frightful Captain Spaulding would flinch, and scratch my nether regions, (only because no one else will let me scratch theirs. Believe me - I've more than asked. Wet money only goes so far!)
However...
In the sober light of day I will notice that I'm still dressed. And I will be content with that.
Oh, look!
In my shirt pocket is the butt end of my chili-cheese dog!
At least, I think it was mine.
??
Cool!
Breakfast and a sunrise! God does love me! Rockin'!
LMhairyAO!
Last edited:
KISSY KISSY KISSY COCOA PUFFS!
Yes, Darling.Did you get the key?
Just got tingles a moment ago when I put my toothbrush next to yours!
L!
M!
A!
OFFFFFF!!!!!
In the future, women will not have sex with "gladiators". And "gladiators" will simply vanish.
In the future, women will not have sex with "gladiators". And "gladiators" will simply vanish.
Not if the gladiators have anything to say about it.
You mean: put the magazine in the kalashnikov and chamber round the bullet
Let me fix that for you.
Put a 'magazine' in the 'kalashnikov' and 'chamber' a 'round' and then 'shoot'.
Nine months later you get a little gladiator.
You mean: put the magazine in the kalashnikov and chamber round the bullet
You can just say,"chamber a round." And then move the safty to fire.
Currently the jocks seem to be getting more than their fair share of the action, Re. Tiger Woods et al.
However, I see plenty of fat ugly moms and dads at the school PTA meetings which reinforces that there's a practical someone for everyone and personality goes a long way. Like that pig Arnold on Green Acres.
But there is a gradual reproductive economy shift taking place as women are recognizing economic stability provides an increasingly better opportunity for their offspring to thrive.
Eventually some dumba$$ male, thinking with his pocketbook, is going to invent not only a DNA buffet screen giving rise to the whole GATTACA scenario - but - he'll also figure out a way for ex-vitro gestation.
Males will cease to have any practical purpose.
Susan and Jane are free to swap DNA.
In fact, that whole in vitro system is nothing but an insurance hassle. The male's, too.
How about the insurance consortium just stop covering risky organs and genders?
Risk adverse Susan & Jane, who love their children, will elect to not burden them with frightful liabilities by tailoring their "offspring" without superfluous reproductive organs which serve no purpose anyway now that we have reliable techual reproduction.
The result will look like females but without all the disgusting bleeding and hormone fluctuations and menopause and violent behaviors associated with males.
Vestigial ghosts and cultural remnants of our former selves will be engineered out.
You won't be able to recognize a post-human being in 10,000 years.
In 100,000 years? Pfft. What people are today will be the developmental equivalent to a marmoset.
However, I see plenty of fat ugly moms and dads at the school PTA meetings which reinforces that there's a practical someone for everyone and personality goes a long way. Like that pig Arnold on Green Acres.
But there is a gradual reproductive economy shift taking place as women are recognizing economic stability provides an increasingly better opportunity for their offspring to thrive.
Eventually some dumba$$ male, thinking with his pocketbook, is going to invent not only a DNA buffet screen giving rise to the whole GATTACA scenario - but - he'll also figure out a way for ex-vitro gestation.
Males will cease to have any practical purpose.
Susan and Jane are free to swap DNA.
In fact, that whole in vitro system is nothing but an insurance hassle. The male's, too.
How about the insurance consortium just stop covering risky organs and genders?
Risk adverse Susan & Jane, who love their children, will elect to not burden them with frightful liabilities by tailoring their "offspring" without superfluous reproductive organs which serve no purpose anyway now that we have reliable techual reproduction.
The result will look like females but without all the disgusting bleeding and hormone fluctuations and menopause and violent behaviors associated with males.
Vestigial ghosts and cultural remnants of our former selves will be engineered out.
You won't be able to recognize a post-human being in 10,000 years.
In 100,000 years? Pfft. What people are today will be the developmental equivalent to a marmoset.
That's terrible!
I need the man's touch... How would I know I'm a woman, if men would cease to have any practical purpose
You want bleak?
Okey doke!
The Earth's biosphere has a quantifiable zero-sum biomass limit.
There's only so much living sh!t you can put on a dinner plate or tectonic plate.
The more of species A-M there are the fewer N-Z there will be.
The more A-E the fewer F-M.
Diversity numbers can go up and down, but the mass of all that has a limit.
The more energy and materials humans actively consume the more environment gets "converted" into a lower entropy state meaning species less capable of harvesting that energy and materials are going to go extinct.
Specialists die. Generalists thrive.
It's all energy economy.
Think of humanity in terms of achieving the best possible energy economy and it will be a beautiful thing when we squeeze the last possible calorie of energy out of our weaker competitors.
Touch down!