Titles to Stoke the Creative Ashes

[Adeimantus]

So, I made a list of movie titles. Free-association. Feel free to use them (titles aren't copyrightable), or to use the idea they give you, to write a script or make a movie. Change 'em up, whatever. They're gratis.

Everyone's welcome to post their own titles, just be aware they're here for anyone to use, should they want to. (I can't guarantee there isn't already a movie made with this title...didn't have time to search IMDB.)


Nine Steps to Better Despair

Kissed in the Brain

Worn Slippers, Living Grave

Detroit or Bust

Not A Damned Word

Dreaming in Burlap

Before the Lesson Ends

If You Believe Me, You Haven't Listened

Rhubarb Rains

How The Grass Became A Gift

Wherever You Are There Is Earth Beneath You

The Silent Piano

A Life That Finally Came to Nothing

Get Beneath Me, Bird

Comes a Single Breath of Moonlight

Wives in Their Golf Hats

Fooled by Glory

The Buick Died on the Eagle's Mile

Shapeless With Swelter

The Most Hopelessly Bad Music in the World

The Enchanted Blue Axe

Nine Thousand Angels Over Atlantic City

Far Under the Grass of My Grave

Tangle Me, My Tangled Dream

The Legend of the Thin Wife

Man Riddled With Rocks

Spark of the Headnail

A God of Pissed-on Ashes

Secret Bottle, Raw Pearl

Twilight Twitter

Iceland on EBay

The 14-Child Sonnet

Why I Stopped Being Mean To Joaquin Phoenix

Touching Silicone

Caught You Playing Hacky-Sack

Jesus Gives A Carpentry Estimate

 

[Cracker Funk]

Feel free to use them (titles aren't copyrightable)

You sure about that? Nickelodeon and James Cameron might beg to differ. "The Last Airbender" was definitely not Nickelodeon's first choice for a movie title.

 

[Ernest Worthing]

Thanks for providing free inspiration! Ill be looking at them more closely when i get some free time to write something down.

 

[wheatgrinder]

I like "Rhubarb Rains"

A corrupt congressman from the Deep south, finds redemption in retirement by serving a humanitarian mission in sub Saharan Africa.

 

[wheatgrinder]

"Rhubarb Rains"

A corrupt congressman from the Deep south, finds redemption in retirement by serving a humanitarian mission in sub Saharan Africa.


INT. CONGRESSIONAL HALL WAY
The overweight and aging man of power walks down the hall. A pretty YOUNG WOMAN reporter steps in front of him. The man, RHUBARB, stops short.

YOUNG WOMAN
Congresman Rains, do you have any comment on the ...

RHUBARB
.. call me Rhubarb, sweetheart, everyone does..

YOUNG WOMAN
.. Yes, Mr... .. Rhurbarb.. what do you have to say about this mornings times news repo..

RHUBARB
Now honey, I would like nothin moah then to set the record strait, but I must insist that we have this here conversation over lunch, will you please join me? I undu stand that the cafeteria here has a fine fried chicken.

(this idea is also gratis, free, steal it if you like it)

 

[Dreadylocks]

Nice.

How about these?

 

[finderskeepers]

Twilight Twitter is hot! Vampires falling in love on social networking sites. Now that's a hit!

 

[insert_cliche_here]

i like 'Nine Steps to Better Despair', 'Kissed in the Brain' and 'The Buick Died on the Eagle's Mile' the most and can almost form very vague (and no doubt terrible) ideas to go with them