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Tired, cliched scripts must include these lines:

"there's always plan b"

"what's plan b?"

"I don't know yet"
 
The worst offender by far, is the following:

"Yes, but that only happens in the movies, not in real life"

or very bad variations on the same.
 
LOL! Was the film really that bad? The previews looked cool :D (Alas, how many times have the previews rocked and the movie sucked though!)
 
Im so angry that Antoine Fuqua directed that movie !
and that jerry bruckheimer produced it.
Its one of the few things that the BFI had left to really get its teeth into, and some Americans have gone and done it :(
 
I have to say, it is. I was laughing through most of it. The worst is Guinnivere... omg I could tell you so much but I won't. One thing that I did like was the art direction and costumes and stuff, I loved the saxons.
 
"I didn't start this mess, but by God I'm going to finish it!"

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Oh man don't even get me started on stupid Guinnevere. (The funniest was when she introduced herself to Aurthor, it looked like she was trying very badly to play drunk!)
 
GO! GO! GO! (even as a parody) Or when a character describes a sexual encounter with...(from 70's porn) Boom-chicka-naw-naw (or some variation)
 
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