"Please make my dream come true!
I'm a YouTube famous generation comedian.
I believe in myself and my comedy a commodious amount.
Please, PLEASE, PLEASE! give me money to buy a better microphone, so that I can be even more funny.
I have no idea what I'll do with my jokes once I tell them.
I just wanna talk.
"
Oh, d@mn.
That's too good looking.
Lemme go back a f#ckup the splellen n' grammer...
"pleeze make dreem cum tru!
i'm a yutube famus gen... genra.. genrashu.. famus comedian.
i beleve in my self and my comedy lots.
Pleeze Pleeze Pleeze giv my mony too by a gooder micrifone sew i can be evan morer funy.
i hav no ideer what ill doo wiff my jokes wuns i tell 'em.
i juss wanna talk. "
Just right, or a little thhhick?