Video # 16: Whip-poor-wills, Crickets, & a Dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKRSFFv7DqU
Full screen at 1080p looks nice.
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This is technically my most complex video yet.
Usually I just scratch my head, cogitate about some thematic thing to go shoot in the next few days, go shoot it, transfer from SD card to computer, edit video, edit audio, upload, done.
Not with this one.
Nah, nah, nah.
First I gotta run around outside in the dark trying not to scare away the whip-poor-wills while I go crashing through the weeds and bushes just to record audio.
Even well past dark there's plenty of cars driving by to bugger my audio collection.
Well... WTH are people gonna look at on my nature video while listening to the dueling night time whip-poor-wills
*?
Umm...
Stars.
Yeah. Sure.
'Cept my cr@p cam doesn't do dark & night fer beans.
So...
Hmm...
Gotta wait for a clear day, chroma key out the sky, monkey with the brightness/contrast/hue of the remaining trees, then pop in a pic of a starry night - right?!
Nope.
Sunny, cloud-free days make shiny tree leaves chroma key out along with the pretty light blue sky. Thhp. Raspberries.
Gotta wait for a overcast day with a nice even coat of clouds to chroma key out while flat dark trees remain.
But you can't wait until evening. Nope. Gotta shoot 'em in the day so that the trees won't have a ton O' grain to them.
Yeah, well... Don't forget this is summertime in the northern hemisphere. Bug bonanza.
I gotta set up the camera, press record, then step back four paces so that the gnats swarming my head don't buzz about the camera's lens (too much.)
Yay.
Then I gotta hunt down a large public domain picture of stars.
Yeah, well...
Hubble pics might be public domain, but anyone with a half ounce of brains knows looking out over their lawn at night doesn't look anything like THAT!
So...
Gotta go hunt down a proper constellation chart. (Headzup: a google search for "star chart" doesn't get you what you want, FYI.
)
Finding a LARGE
USABLE constellation chart ain't easy.
Find it, copy it, edit in MS Paint, make rotated copies in Photoshop, find out they're too big for Premiere + my computer to handle because I saved them with big fat whoppin rez.
Crash the computer a few times, restart, go back, edit down each constellation image.
Restart the NLE, invert the B&W images, monkey with "channel mixer" to get the night sky, stars and text just right.
Figure out the movement of the pan & motion for the stars behind the trees.
Chroma key out the overcast sky from the trees, monkey with the brightness/contrast/hue of the trees (grumble because the wind blowing the tree leaves at night sure looked cool on the ultimately unusable daytime shoot.
)
Go back and edit the whip-poor-will + crickets audio, drop in that WAV file, and bingo!
That's all there is to that.
Zzzzz...
This is usually a much easier process.
But I think this one looks and sounds pretty cool for what it is.
* How effing stupid do female whip-poor-wills gotta be for them to wait and decide which of these singing bastards gets to sire her royal eggs?
I mean these poor suckers are out here singing for hours on end night after night.
"Good God, you stupid girl birds! Make up your mind already!"
Night after night - for weeks!
Do you wanna get laid or not?
Bah!