Somebody send this to ModernDayMythProd. Might make him feel better.
If I do it I'll be a heartless cruel bastard.???
Whatever. I'm pretty sure Chinese women have pianos in their vaginas. Not that impressive.
...and Murdock, you're o u r heartless cruel bastard.
Last year's winner of the Van Cliburn was totally blind. Some of these disabled people aren't so disabled.