I met with a cute stand up comic chick tonight. Looking for a host for my comedy news show.
She was so self centered! She said she wanted to do a show where she can go on political rants and discuss different viewpoints with people. I told her that it sounded like a podcast but she replied that podcasts are boring. Yeah no kidding lady - no one wants to know your opinion you're not special and millions of people have facebook accounts and twitter feeds with their opinions too.
I told her I wanted the focus of the show to be on other people and to put the spotlight on different comedians, etc each week. She wasn't interested in that at all.
I was at the top of the list for open mic but they kept cutting everyone in front of me because I was new. Then that girl left before I went on and said to contact her if i have any other ideas. lady couldn't even wait the extra 15-20 minutes to see me do standup for the first time.
Then i got mad at the host for not bumping me up a few spots before that lady left. At that point I wouldn't have been funny if I got the microphone, I wouldn't have told off the host. So I left.
I'm not charismatic or funny enough to be a great host, but my charisma is +10 when i'm dressed as a woman so maybe I can just host it in drag and do the show 100% by myself. Hmmmmm.. idk. It would be better if i had a cool partner that could bring something to the table. It's so hard to find