Time to get experimental with it.
You remember Sesame Street, right? In particular, with
James Earl Jones?.
Then we're gonna borrow a bit from Brian de Palma, and
do a little splitscreen action.
Then, we're gonna make a list - not Santa's one - of various objects and images. A list of 20 things that are either beautiful or ugly. (Obviously that's your judgement). With our list in hand, we'll use Google Image Search to find pictures of them.
Then we're gonna hit up MySpace for a musician that
plays the dulcimer. Get permission to use a song that you groove to.
Now that we have all our pieces, here's what we do:
1) Dulcimer music on audio track
2) Splitting the screen, on one side of the screen the various images you've collected will be displayed. One after the other. As each image appears, on the other side of the screen stands a wo/man in judgement... slowly announcing, after careful deliberation, whether the image is showing beauty or not with a simple intoned Yes or No.
3) ???
4) Profit.
I'm not going to write that up as a script for you, but it would make for one heck of a philosophical short. I wouldn't even have opening titles; just a 3 or 4 minute set of images with someone announcing yes or no. The audience would be guessing what the actual question is all the way through, and who can really say if the wo/man is right or not?
Have fun.
p.s. Stick my name in the closing credits and send me a copy of the finished thing, if you use this idea.
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