Do as I say and not as I do

, but here is wisdom I myself am fighting to learn how to fully put into action:
If you wait to be "in the mood to write" (quoting my OWN procrastination there, and not you) you have automatically reduced your writing time to anywhere from one-half to one-fifth the time you could and should be writing!"
It's terrible but true. We all love the rush of "inspiration" when it hits ... but an athlete cannot train by only practicing when they're in the mood to practice or win competitions. They win by practicing EVERY OPPORTUNITY. So should we write.
Again, not claiming I can do that fully yet ... but I'm learning how you cannot wait for the Muse to offer you her breast by special engraved invitation ... sometimes you have to do the work of chatting the Muse up and undoing some buttons yourself. ha!
So, setting aside the need for Mood (that is, let us write both while drunk upon the wine of Inspiration AND learn to scribble our whine down on paper or glowing screen while dutifully sober) what is conductive to me naturally is:
To write in the dead of night, when no one else and nothing in the house stirs and the neighbors dream. Dogs may bark,
wind blow, rain upon the roof
is wonderful
To write in dead silence (I use to think
music created a mood, but think now that it should be our own words alone that create the mood)
To write sober. The first thing that I lose under any spirit or smoke is: the critical inner voice, and the will and discipline to write. Staring at a blank page is sharpening the blade, scribbling down the train-of-thoughts of the intoxicated only leaves me with dumbed-down deadwood it will depress me to cut tomorrow.
When I say "write sober" I of course mean "write so hotwired on Diet Coke that my heart is about to explode in my chest."
Here is something maybe others don't do (and it may be wise or foolish, but it greases the rails for me): I lay out or tape up images of landscapes, supermodels and actors, or major props and/or costumes. Even things I don't describe in detail, I have something there to visualize. i begin each new thing by preparing a sort of fetish-notebook of images (my first draft is in tiny spiderwebs of handwritten print, with arrows and highlights crisscrossing the page)
Sometimes I'll watch my netflix movie (or better, only HALF a movie) tp "prime the pump" -- because if it's good it's Artistic Inspiration to aspire to, and if it's bad (and often movies suck) I think: "this crap SOLD? I could do better than this crap."
I haven't, yet ... but it gets me writing.