Anybody else have funny jokes or lines that you heard somewhere, sometimes years and years ago, that stuck in your brain and that you trot out any time the opportunity arises?
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Re. religion, I heard some comic, when I was a kid, on I think the Mike Douglas show, say about his faith: "I'm a Frisbian. We believe that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof." And ever since, I have called myself a Frisbian. A few more:
"I'm not a hypochondriac. Although I do have the 10 early warning signs of elephant man disease on my bathroom mirror.." I actually said this to my new primary care physician, and she explained to me that I didn't have elephant man disease, and then explained what elephant man disease was. Oh well. So much for charming.
Early Steve Martin: "Before he passed, my father gave me this advice: Aways keep a litter bag in your car. They're free and when they get full you can throw them out the window."
anyway
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Re. religion, I heard some comic, when I was a kid, on I think the Mike Douglas show, say about his faith: "I'm a Frisbian. We believe that when you die your soul gets stuck on the roof." And ever since, I have called myself a Frisbian. A few more:
"I'm not a hypochondriac. Although I do have the 10 early warning signs of elephant man disease on my bathroom mirror.." I actually said this to my new primary care physician, and she explained to me that I didn't have elephant man disease, and then explained what elephant man disease was. Oh well. So much for charming.
Early Steve Martin: "Before he passed, my father gave me this advice: Aways keep a litter bag in your car. They're free and when they get full you can throw them out the window."
anyway
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