I kinda do that sorta stuff rather incessantly.
- What if I'm heating up something in the microwave and it lets loose some alien monstrosity from a bug's egg.
- What if the dog comes back inside from his morning business with a tarry black and bloody goo bubbling from his hindquarters?
- What do you feed zombie children for breakfast?
- What if the fog down in the valley was really phosgene gas? What do I tell the kids about school being cancelled for the day?
- What if instead of wrecked car on the mountain I find a mostly dead person in there?
- What if some nutbag with an AR-15 goes on a rampage at my kid's school?
- If I see a guy dressed in grey urban cammies with a big black backpack bouncing on his back running across the school play field toward the school with what looks like two pistols in his hands is it appropriate for me to assume anything and just drive across the field and squish him from behind? What do the cops say to me?
- What if I'm at the library checking out DVDs and I notice I'm in some alternate reality where the only literature and films are all one genre: GLEE!
- What if I open the washing machine and God starts talking out of it? Do I dare open the dryer in case Lu is in there?
- What if I go to pick up my kids from school and they are nowhere to be found and no one reports anything remarkable?
- What if stranger kids hop in the minivan claiming they're my kids?
- What if UPS drops off a box to the house addressed to me, I open it up and there's a bubble-pak bag with biohazard flowers on the outside?
- What if I didn't have normal kids to help do homework with? What if they all had autism or Tourette's syndrome?
- What if at bedtime the news reported a ELE asteroid just appeared and would obliterate the planet before dawn? Do I let the kids sleep in their own rooms or freakishly gather us all together for no particular reason?
- What if I wake up tomorrow and all my whacked-out imagination is gone?
- What if I became an artist trapped inside an IRS accountant's life?
