Dreadylocks: Delete some PMs please.

Your quota is reached and I cannot send you secret admirer messages...

Please delete some so I can get this mack show on the road.
 
it's all those penis pics i've been sending her

So, I've recently joined Tinder. It's kinda fun. Especially because for people my age, we're not using it to just hook-up with someone. It's the younger people who do that, not that there's anything wrong with it.

One of the most popular fast-food joints in Seattle is called Dick's. Is basically our version of In-N-Out. It's pure deliciousness, if you're ever in the city and in the mood for a fast-food burger, do yourself a favor and check it out.

Anyway, I thought it'd be funny if I were to send unsolicited Dick's-pix (pictures of half-eaten Dick's burger & fries, that is). Alas, Tinder doesn't let you send pics, cuz that could've been comedic gold.
 
I cannot. I am data hoarder. Look.

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The mere thought of deleting 312 messages is giving me anxiety. I think I need to lie down now.

But if you ask nicely there are several members you can get my email from.
 
Hi Dready I'm extending your Premiere 30 days enjoy!
 
aaargh please don't create duplicate accounts just to PM I was nice enough to extend that. Thanks
 
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