Explain a Movie Badly

sfoster

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Everyone has probably heard of this game before?
Here is how the thread will work.. you end your post with a movie title.

The next person to post in the thread will explain that movie badly in a few short sentences, and then leave a new movie title for the next poster.
I suppose if you have a really bad explanation for a different film - feel free to post it out of sequence too! That'll prevent this thread from dying prematurely.

I'll start us off.

Dune
In a story spanning across galaxies and planets, the universe is devoid of any effeminate men.
That is, until gender bending prince paul atreides arrives and it starts getting spicy!

He knows what only the girls know, and with his masculine prowess he uses that to his advantage in relationships with other men and women.



Next film: Pulp Fiction
 
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SWITCH UP!!!

I will explain a movie badly and you try to guess what movie im talking about.

An extraordinary young child has come of age and it's time for a proper education.
But first they have to find out which of four branches of the school they belong in.

When they go through the process of sorting out what school they belong in there is an unusual confusion.
This student belongs in more than one branch of school!
 
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Yer a wizard, Harry, sfoster 😉 ... but unless I've completely missed the point, that's hardly a bad description, is it?

The bad description is that it sounds exactly like harry potter 😄
Was that a dirty trick? IDK I felt like putting it on blast for the shameless ripoff.

Thanks for responding! I appreciate it.
I'll come back with another.

Divergent
 
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Next film: Pulp Fiction

The dude from Saturday Night Fever and Jackie Brown talk about international fast food differences and overpay for diner food.

Next:

Jackie Brown
 
It's about a guy in that film made by that guy who makes a lot of talkie, intellectual films which are basically about himself and his fantasies, and he always writes his movies on an early fifties manual Olympia SM-3. And the guy, who is really the guy's surrogate, is in Paris with his wife and in-laws, and he sees ghosts. The ghosts talk to him. He talks to them. They talk a lot. It made me feel warm.

Next:
Highlander
 
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One day a scottish guy wakes up dead and gets kick out of his village, only to find out he must not lose his head in a batte where meeting competition is accompanied with headaches. Only one can win the prize. And this movie has it all: knights, nazis, swords, cars, lightning, Queen.

Next:
Batman Begins
 
Idiot family fail to notice their new childminder is actually their Dad dressed up in drag.

Next:
The Usual Suspects

A compulsive liar fakes his disability and murders his own family for the sake of reputation.

The Interview
 
It's like 12 Angry Men with monkeys and a time machine.

Goonies
 
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