Harmonica, after over 4,000 posts no one has seen a single short from you. You are so obsessed with perfection and terrified of making any mistakes you analyze everything to death.
One short, one (1) to five (5) minutes long, one location.
Check out all of the wonderful entries at the One Minute Film Festival where the shorts are literally one (1) minute or less.
http://www.filminute.com/page.php?page=17
Here's the 2012 winner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If3wzG43PD8
I don't care if it's a bad rip-off of Action League Now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azTEw_IDh18
The fun is in the low-budget, low-tech vibe approach.
My youngest daughter is/was a huge Harry Potter fan, and for a while was obsessed with "Potter Puppet Pals". Take a look; how much budget do you think was involved? How much in the way of expensive gear? Yet this particular episode has over fourteen million (14,000,000) views.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18LUMkVt2Y
All we ever hear from you are plans for huge projects for which you will never have the budget. All we ever hear is you moaning about you could do this or that if only you had one or another piece of gear.
All you need is a clever idea, the absolute raw basics of technology, and the cajones to pull it off
FINISH something, God damn it!!!.