The only remakes I can think of that were better than the original... King Kong
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Whaaaat?!
I hated the remake. Peter Jackson's worst movie, and it took a steaming dump on a classic film that's the cinematic equivalent of Rembrandt's "Night Watch."
Dude, don't go dissing the original "King Kong" while I'm around. I will cut you! (Disclaimer: I will not actually cut anybody. My knife is a flimsy plastic prop I got from a gumball machine. I'm a vegetarian, so no ensuing cannibalism, either.)
Look, Willis O'Brien, who built and animated the original Kong, basically invented stop motion
by himself. Ray Harryhausen took up his torch, and created genius work that sparked the imaginations of thousands of effects artists. If you talk to anybody who worked on the 3D animation in Jackson's "Kong," they would unhesitatingly offer to kiss the feet of either Harryhausen or O'Brien, and they would crawl through broken glass to do so, because those men are
effects gods.
Another thing, the "Kong" remake was unforgivably boring. 40 minutes to get to Devil's Island? Cut to the fricking chase, already. In the original film, the protagonists decide to go to the island, and in the next scene
they're already there. That's called storytelling. A bunch of pointless, dead-end intrigue on the boat is what I call "wankeroo" (I just now coined that term specifically for Jackson's remake -- that's how much I hate it.)
By the way, if you ever deign to stoop so low as to watch O'Brien's pioneering stop motion in "The Lost World" (1925), you might notice that a) it has the same plot as the later "King Kong," and b) it has the same plot as the "Jurassic Park" sequel of the same name (in the original, it's a brontosaurus that gets loose in the city instead of a tyrannosaurus).
No more hating on stop motion, or I will weep acid blood onto your Play Station.