Crappy...
indietalk said:
Reviving Zen's idea of "What did you do?"...
I screened
...To Skin a Cat at the Red Bank Int'l Film Festival, which was a very nice fest. I highly recommend this film fest, it's well promoted throughout the town (Kevin Smith's home town) and the staff is friendly and professional. I had close to a full house for my screening. I caught up with an old friend from film school who also had a film there. All in all a good weekend.
What did you do?
First of all, my past week was a dream week compared to SPaulovich's...
My prayers go out to you and yours... And yes, happy anniversary!
Anyway, this past week really pissed me off to say the least... Why? Glad you asked... Okay, in the last week of August I found out about the state of New Mexico's Governor's Cup Film Festival. Having never entered a film festival before, I thought this one would be kinda nice as my first...
I had just ordered a Panasonic DVX-100A but hadn't received it yet... But I went ahead and wrote the script... 10 pages... The festival rules say that you could submit any Narrative, Documentary, or Student entry that was 25 minutes or less...
My niece acts in high school and she's not bad so I wrote this 10 page script about a 16 year old girl who, after having sex one time, finds out she's pregnant... The main character, calls up her best friend and meets her at this local teenage dope smoking hangout... i.e., an old dilapidated house with one room out in the desert... Anyway, my niece recruited her real best friend who also acts with her in high school and after looking at her, I had her play the pregnant girl... She doesn't even look 16... More like 13 so I thought this would have more of an intense reaction from the audience...
Anyway, I could only get both of these girls together for one day and even then only for 3 or 4 hours... I got my panny the day before and attempted to learn it all in one night but the manual is for shit so I ended up shooting in auto mode except for setting it to 24p Advanced/Thin.
All in all, the shoot went great... Had an hour of footage to play with and with some tweaking, was even able to hide some of the glaring inconsistencies I had... Luckily, I shot enough (just enough) coverage to do this...
Editing took a few days and I got the film down to 06 minutes 08 seconds. The deadline was 10 September. I mailed off our entry, "SEXTEEN" on 06 September.
So far so good...
I kept checking out the New Mexico Film Commission web site for any updates... Finally, last week, there was one... It turned out that they had enough entries from our region of New Mexico to hold local screenings of the films... Cool.
I immediately called the film commission's office (number on the web site) and asked which films they were showing for our local screening... I was told "All of them." --In other words, every film that was entered. I then asked how they were going to screen them i.e., project the VHS screeners everyone sent or were we to furnish a master tape/DVD? The person I spoke to didn't have a clue and gave me the number of the person actually running the fest...
So I called her up and it turns out that she was just going to call ME and ask if I would be one of the judges (they needed three) for the screening... I told her that I would normally be happy to but that I had entered the fest so I said it probably wouldn't ethical for me to be a judge...
Then I asked about my film and how they were going to project it... I immediately offered a master DVD of the film...
She looked my name up on some list and said, "Sorry, you never sent us a Master tape or DVD to project at the screening so your film won't be screened."
I promptly told this person that nobody ever contacted me... Nobody called. Nobody sent an email (they asked for my email address on the entry form). All this person would keep saying over and over is "The list says you were contacted and you didn't submit your master to us, so your film won't be screened."
I offered to drive it up there (4 hours away and it was early enough to get it there), overnight it, and finally, show up early before the actual screening and hand it over...
To each offer, the answer was an emphatic, "No!"
Went to the screening tonight...
I went there with all the people that helped on my film and a few friends... We couldn't believe our eyes at the total crap we saw. First off, I'll let the student films off easy... They're students, so I would expect to see something less polished --Although, having said that, in my opinion, the best film sreened tonight was in fact one of the student films... And, luckily, he did win $500 for his flick... Good for him but trust me, it was not that great of a film...
Now I totally understand that film reviews are subjective and everybody has their own opinions... But I would think that at a minimum, we are looking for some kind of a baseline... LOL. You know... Decent lighting, decent sound. Dialogue that's not ON THE NOSE, etc., etc.
The first film screened was listed as a documentary. There was NO NARRATION and it was simply home movie (with camcorder) type footage of a rodeo down in Mexico. This thing went on for over 20 minutes! It was murder to sit through! It won second place documentary and $250.00! It was shakier than the Blair Witch Project! LOL. A lot of the shots were telephoto shots that must have had the zoom all the way extended and was so damn shaky that people were complaining about it in the theater...
The narrative films were just as bad... Two of the narrative films we saw (one of which won 2nd place and $250.00) had absolutely no story line. The editing was so bad... We just kept following the characters around and around before a cut took place... All these films were like 20 minutes and could have easily been cut down to 5. Nobody even knew what the films were about after the screening was over... How do I know this? Because almost everyone went outside the theater, stood around for about 20 minutes (a lot of us know each other) and talked about the films... At least 7 people have seen my film and came up to me and let me know that none of the films compared to mine... Which, was really nice to hear... Then they asked why mine wasn't screened and I told them the story...
All in all, it just plain sucked... The films were so terrible overall that I couldn't believe this was a state funded screening...
And no... I'm not saying my film is so great... It was however, much better than any other film screened tonight... I would be the first one to say my film sucked compared to the others if it were true... It just pisses me off because nobody contacted me even though they say they did... I didn't care about the money or winning... I really wanted everyone involved (everyone worked for free) to be able to see the film they worked on projected on the big screen and compete with the others...
The good thing is that even though that didn't happen, everyone saw the crap that was screened tonight and couldn't believe these were the best the state had to offer the public...
Oh well... So much for my first festival... LOL.
filmy