SONNYBOO - URGENT - PLEASE CHECK YOUR PM

It would be far less scary to think that some cute girl was obsessing over me and not some freakish dude with suicidal tendencies.

Of course, this is NOT likely. How many cute girls obsess over fat, balding, hairy guys in their late 30's? By my last count it's still ZERO and that includes my girlfriend.
 
Dunno. Drew Carry seems like he gets lots of them.

He's not fat anymore. Drew is from Cleveland, but having a lot of money and fame seems to help with the ladies.

I don't have that much money and I have no fame to speak of.
 

Yes. Mocking my inner most vulnerabilities and pain....that's helpful.

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;) - Just kidding.

I guess it's true when they say that pain is comedy because there's truth in it.
 
Yes. Mocking my inner most vulnerabilities and pain....that's helpful.

sarcasm.gif


;) - Just kidding.

I guess it's true when they say that pain is comedy because there's truth in it.

Dude, I'm right there with ya. Been married 18 years. My wife stopped obsessing over me a LONG time ago! :yes:
 
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