Frankly, I'd also love an s16 sensor, global shutter, 2K camera with an ergonomic body, PL mount, dual SSD slots, and a built in battery plate for v-locks. But that's never going to happen either.
The Ikonoskop is actually pretty close to what you want, although the ergonomics of the body are debatable.
Frankly, I'm disappointed nothing came of the Yolk Y2:
or even the Kinetta (though the Y2's prettier

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I
am excited by the announced D-Minima, if that ever comes to fruition.
Okay, here's a fool's/noob's wishlist for a dream video, indie, DIY camera. It's understood that I have little technical knowledge or smarts etc.
I mean if you're talking just dreams here without looking to find a way to actually make a workable camera then yeah
To be 100% honest here, if I were to look at a supposed 'dream' camera, I'd be looking at a 4k Alexa Studio, but at a cheap price point.
I also think that's why Hollywood has really embraced the Alexa - it's pretty much everything you need and/or want, at least for the moment. It even shoots raw now, either via an external recorder or on-board (Alexa XT). A 4k Alexa with no rolling shutter - there's my dream camera, at least for now..
What
would be nice to see is something more along the lines of Ikegami's ENG camera with an Alexa sensor. I'd like to see cameras with ENG and Prosumer ergonomics (I'm talking EX3s when I say 'prosumer', not FS100's) with high dynamic range and better bitrates and file types.
4. It's also compatible with super 16 lenses (hey, preferably without the need for any extra adaptors, if that's possible) cause jax_rox says those are the bomb. (Do I have that right?)
S16 glass is nice, but then so are 35mm PL lenses. The great thing about S16 lenses is you can pick em up cheap and get a beautiful looking image on something that has a S16-sized sensor (say, the BMPCC).
I've been shooting on Super Baltars this week (50's lenses used on The Godfather) on an Epic. They look amazing, especially on digital, they really soften that hard edge that the Epic tends to have. Because they're 35mm lenses, they're a lot more expensive than equivalent age S16 lenses, both for rental and purchase and that's what sweet about S16 sensors.
Certainly better than a still lens, any day of the week. Check out Shane Hurlbut's blog on kitting out the BMCC if you wanna see some S16 lens action.