Marrrrrr haba! Ni hao! Bonjour! Hello!

[joshuar]

i was born on 21 december 1987, the same day as another baby with the exact same name. he is now in prison in london. I was once told I was to be the next aryan leader...by a strange fat italian property developer lady wearing gucci sunglasses in winter. i didnt like it, but she gave me 20 quid... Would you have taken it?

I go up to complete strangers, insult them, and walk off with their money. Honestly. Caricatured this glamour model once, made her cry. I'm that good.

Is this enough?

 

[bird]

You're up rather late for an Oxford resident, no? Unless, of course, you've been drinking...with a fat Italian.

 

[joshuar]

Im thinking of changing my profile name to bird, what do you think?

 

[bird]

Im thinking of changing my profile name to bird, what do you think?

I think you have a better chance of being an Aryan leader.

 

[IndieBudget]

It is common knowledge that even playing around naming yourself anything near "bird" will get your feathers plucked w/ extreme prejudice