Marrrrrr haba! Ni hao! Bonjour! Hello!

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joshuar

i was born on 21 december 1987, the same day as another baby with the exact same name. he is now in prison in london. I was once told I was to be the next aryan leader...by a strange fat italian property developer lady wearing gucci sunglasses in winter. i didnt like it, but she gave me 20 quid... Would you have taken it?

I go up to complete strangers, insult them, and walk off with their money. Honestly. Caricatured this glamour model once, made her cry. I'm that good.

Is this enough?
 
You're up rather late for an Oxford resident, no? Unless, of course, you've been drinking...with a fat Italian.
 
It is common knowledge that even playing around naming yourself anything near "bird" will get your feathers plucked w/ extreme prejudice :rolleyes:
 
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